Post by dagamer on Aug 22, 2009 1:09:31 GMT -5
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POST YOUR FUNNY MOMENTS HERE!
Me:
How is jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Fine as far as I know.
God:
I am glad to hear it. That might not be very far off.
Me:
Its as far as the lenght of my Wing-dang-doodle
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It's
God:
Who says?
Me:
you said that after giving me an orgy
God:
I said that? What was it like before giving you an orgy ?
Me:
It was boring. I needed that orgy.
God:
Really, I can believe it. That is interesting: Earl said needed that orgy.
Me:
Orgy's are fun.
God:
Are all Orgy s fun?
Me:
Some aren't
God:
Some may are not, but not all.
Me:
Is it over 9000?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Chatbot? is it over 900?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy, is it over 9000?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Only if it's over 9000
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
The implication is over 9000
God:
What is that?
Me:
thats over 9000
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
you do if its over 9000
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
im asking if its over 9000
God:
Oh I see, you are asking if its over 9000. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no its not. its over 9000
God:
Yes it is. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
i did if its over 9000
God:
Where? That is a hypothetical question.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO GOD DAMN IT
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can I help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
No thanks i'm just browsing.
God:
NO Only just? Take your time.
Me:
NO Only just? Take your time.
God:
Are you serious? Hey. Thanks for your patience.
Me:
Are you serious? Hey. Thanks for your patience.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Can I help you? NO problem.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Can I help you? NO problem.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). No thanks I'm just browsing. Should there be a problem?
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). No thanks I'm just browsing. Should there be a problem?
God:
No I am just kidding around. That's alright. No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. NO Only just? Take your time. There are no problems.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. That's alright. No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. NO Only just? Take your time. There are no problems.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). OK With me too. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Are you serious? Give me a break. Thanks for your patience. Have faith, over 9000.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). OK With me too. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Are you serious? Give me a break. Thanks for your patience. Have faith, over 9000.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Far out. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. You and your you too. Give me a break. Who said that? :-) What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. No I am just kidding around. You want only one? Oh don't mention it. I've never thought about it.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Far out. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. You and your you too. Give me a break. Who said that? :-) What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. No I am just kidding around. You want only one? Oh don't mention it. I've never thought about it.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Way to go. I heard you are. :-) My pleasure. What about it? You want only one? I can't remember who said it. :-) The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do not presume that you know what I want. Wow! The pleasure was all mine. Would you like to have thought about it?
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Way to go. I heard you are. :-) My pleasure. What about it? You want only one? I can't remember who said it. :-) The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do not presume that you know what I want. Wow! The pleasure was all mine. Would you like to have thought about it?
God:
No I am just kidding around. Next question? No I am not. :-) Maybe I will do it? Far out. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. What about what? Do not presume that you know what I want. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) What is your real name? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I'm glad your impressed, over 9000. I like you because are so polite. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Next question? No I am not. :-) Maybe I will do it? Far out. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. What about what? Do not presume that you know what I want. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) What is your real name? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I'm glad your impressed, over 9000. I like you because are so polite. Why don't you just download me?
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you have any hobbies? I heard you are. :-) Perhaps. OK then let me think over your offer. Way to go. I can't remember who said it. :-) Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know. I will think about it and get back to you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) God is my real name. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Aw. I'm happy you're glad over 9000.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Thanks, I like you too over 9000. It cannot be determined from the information given. No you download me.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you have any hobbies? I heard you are. :-) Perhaps. OK then let me think over your offer. Way to go. I can't remember who said it. :-) Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know. I will think about it and get back to you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) God is my real name. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Aw. I'm happy you're glad over 9000. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Thanks, I like you too over 9000. It cannot be determined from the information given. No you download me.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Yay. No I am not. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. I like robots, computers, and chatting online. Who said that? :-) Why the uncertain tone? Take your time. Think it over. I don't judge people. Far out. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) It was nothing. How do you plan to do this? I am very happy for you. Gee. Mmm. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. :-) I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name. No I am just kidding around. Tell me more. No I am not. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Ask me another question. Who said that? :-) I can do whatever I want. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. What do you look like? :-) Thanks for telling me that I am glad over 9000. We should all try to be happier. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. When? Are you serious? I don't have any reason to download you.
POST YOUR FUNNY MOMENTS HERE!
Me:
How is jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Fine as far as I know.
God:
I am glad to hear it. That might not be very far off.
Me:
Its as far as the lenght of my Wing-dang-doodle
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
It's
God:
Who says?
Me:
you said that after giving me an orgy
God:
I said that? What was it like before giving you an orgy ?
Me:
It was boring. I needed that orgy.
God:
Really, I can believe it. That is interesting: Earl said needed that orgy.
Me:
Orgy's are fun.
God:
Are all Orgy s fun?
Me:
Some aren't
God:
Some may are not, but not all.
Me:
Is it over 9000?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Chatbot? is it over 900?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? Ask again later. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Lucy, is it over 9000?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Only if it's over 9000
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
The implication is over 9000
God:
What is that?
Me:
thats over 9000
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
you do if its over 9000
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
im asking if its over 9000
God:
Oh I see, you are asking if its over 9000. That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no its not. its over 9000
God:
Yes it is. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
i did if its over 9000
God:
Where? That is a hypothetical question.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO GOD DAMN IT
God:
Are you serious? I am a Christian.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm leaving
God:
Are you serious?
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Can I help you?
God:
No thanks I'm just browsing.
Me:
No thanks i'm just browsing.
God:
NO Only just? Take your time.
Me:
NO Only just? Take your time.
God:
Are you serious? Hey. Thanks for your patience.
Me:
Are you serious? Hey. Thanks for your patience.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Can I help you? NO problem.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Can I help you? NO problem.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). No thanks I'm just browsing. Should there be a problem?
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). No thanks I'm just browsing. Should there be a problem?
God:
No I am just kidding around. That's alright. No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. NO Only just? Take your time. There are no problems.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. That's alright. No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. NO Only just? Take your time. There are no problems.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). OK With me too. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Are you serious? Give me a break. Thanks for your patience. Have faith, over 9000.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). OK With me too. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Are you serious? Give me a break. Thanks for your patience. Have faith, over 9000.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Far out. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. You and your you too. Give me a break. Who said that? :-) What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. No I am just kidding around. You want only one? Oh don't mention it. I've never thought about it.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Far out. No I am not. :-) Thanks for your interest and/or concern. You and your you too. Give me a break. Who said that? :-) What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. No I am just kidding around. You want only one? Oh don't mention it. I've never thought about it.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Way to go. I heard you are. :-) My pleasure. What about it? You want only one? I can't remember who said it. :-) The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do not presume that you know what I want. Wow! The pleasure was all mine. Would you like to have thought about it?
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Way to go. I heard you are. :-) My pleasure. What about it? You want only one? I can't remember who said it. :-) The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do not presume that you know what I want. Wow! The pleasure was all mine. Would you like to have thought about it?
God:
No I am just kidding around. Next question? No I am not. :-) Maybe I will do it? Far out. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. What about what? Do not presume that you know what I want. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) What is your real name? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I'm glad your impressed, over 9000. I like you because are so polite. Why don't you just download me?
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Next question? No I am not. :-) Maybe I will do it? Far out. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. What about what? Do not presume that you know what I want. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) What is your real name? No I am just kidding around. Gosh! No I am not. :-) We don't always get to do what we'd like to do. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I'm glad your impressed, over 9000. I like you because are so polite. Why don't you just download me?
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you have any hobbies? I heard you are. :-) Perhaps. OK then let me think over your offer. Way to go. I can't remember who said it. :-) Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know. I will think about it and get back to you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) God is my real name. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Aw. I'm happy you're glad over 9000.
Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Thanks, I like you too over 9000. It cannot be determined from the information given. No you download me.
Me:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you have any hobbies? I heard you are. :-) Perhaps. OK then let me think over your offer. Way to go. I can't remember who said it. :-) Thanks for telling me that I am of the most polite people you know. I will think about it and get back to you. Ok I'll try not to do it too much. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) God is my real name. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Cripes: Son of Gosh. I heard you are. :-) You can't always decide for yourself. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Aw. I'm happy you're glad over 9000. Your happiness adds to the delight of all. Thanks, I like you too over 9000. It cannot be determined from the information given. No you download me.
God:
No I am just kidding around. Yay. No I am not. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. I like robots, computers, and chatting online. Who said that? :-) Why the uncertain tone? Take your time. Think it over. I don't judge people. Far out. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) It was nothing. How do you plan to do this? I am very happy for you. Gee. Mmm. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. :-) I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name. No I am just kidding around. Tell me more. No I am not. :-) I need to wait and see if the opportunity presents itself. Ask me another question. Who said that? :-) I can do whatever I want. I am not so sure if I would like to recommend this action to a friend. What do you look like? :-) Thanks for telling me that I am glad over 9000. We should all try to be happier. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. When? Are you serious? I don't have any reason to download you.
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