Heh...

[lllllll]

WHY THE Belgium DID YOU BAN ME OVER SOME LITTLE THREATS THAT EVERYONE KNEW I COULDN'T DO!?! YOU THINK BANNING ME CALMS ME DOWN? HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT? IMA FLODDIN EVERY SINGLE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT IS NOT COVERED (people against my ban exception). AS A MATTER OF FACT, IM ABOUT TO RIP OUT MY DONGLE (loldongs) AND FIRE MAH LAZOR, DO SOEM UDP FLOODING AND DO SHITLOADS OF OTHER STUFF IF I'M NOT UNBANNED IN 5 DAYS. THIS ALSO WAS OVER PRIVATE MESSAGING CRAP THAT DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE CHAT (however it's phrased (don't you Belgium-ing DARE be a grammar nazi Kurai)). WHAT THE Belgium DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?! O&btw, I backed this message up OVER 9000 TIMES. Kthxbai *runs to longcat deathstar and fires harpoon at death star, destroying it instantly*

[Paradox]

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[jakebob]

Nov 8, 2009 18:37:13 GMT -5 @lllllll said:

WHY THE Belgium DID YOU BAN ME OVER SOME LITTLE THREATS THAT EVERYONE KNEW I COULDN'T DO!?! YOU THINK BANNING ME CALMS ME DOWN? HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT? IMA FLODDIN EVERY SINGLE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT IS NOT COVERED (people against my ban exception). AS A MATTER OF FACT, IM ABOUT TO RIP OUT MY DONGLE (loldongs) AND FIRE MAH LAZOR, DO SOEM UDP FLOODING AND DO SHITLOADS OF OTHER STUFF IF I'M NOT UNBANNED IN 5 DAYS. THIS ALSO WAS OVER PRIVATE MESSAGING CRAP THAT DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE CHAT (however it's phrased (don't you Belgium-ing DARE be a grammar nazi Kurai)). WHAT THE Belgium DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?! O&btw, I backed this message up OVER 9000 TIMES. Kthxbai *runs to longcat deathstar and fires harpoon at death star, destroying it instantly*

Cool story bro.

[lllllll]

Nov 8, 2009 18:45:11 GMT -5 @jakebob said:

Nov 8, 2009 18:37:13 GMT -5 @lllllll said:

WHY THE Belgium DID YOU BAN ME OVER SOME LITTLE THREATS THAT EVERYONE KNEW I COULDN'T DO!?! YOU THINK BANNING ME CALMS ME DOWN? HUH? WELL GUESS WHAT? IMA FLODDIN EVERY SINGLE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT IS NOT COVERED (people against my ban exception). AS A MATTER OF FACT, IM ABOUT TO RIP OUT MY DONGLE (loldongs) AND FIRE MAH LAZOR, DO SOEM UDP FLOODING AND DO SHITLOADS OF OTHER STUFF IF I'M NOT UNBANNED IN 5 DAYS. THIS ALSO WAS OVER PRIVATE MESSAGING CRAP THAT DID NOT PARTAKE IN THE CHAT (however it's phrased (don't you Belgium-ing DARE be a grammar nazi Kurai)). WHAT THE Belgium DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!?! O&btw, I backed this message up OVER 9000 TIMES. Kthxbai *runs to longcat deathstar and fires harpoon at death star, destroying it instantly*

Cool story bro.

Lolthanks

[jakebob]

Anyway, on the topic of your ban, you know that even though you were spewing bull about all that stuff (as I only found out just now >_>), the fact that you implied that you were going to cause the action is as bad as actually doing it.

And it wasn't just the "lol sql injection" and "brute force" crap. It's the fact that:

-You troll SZ almost as much as KO trolls you
-You did "cool story bro" to walls of text that made you out to be the loser
-You flamed a new guy for being from the community and "questioning TheListo"
-You acted like an ass when no-one voted for you during the chat-mod votes, and proceeded to make joke topics saying "Let's vote for the downfall of a mod" and then complaining when the topic was locked, saying you didn't get to explain yourself
-You mock the mods by saying you have over 9000 backups of your posts (btw, you can't edit guest Posts, but mods can, so oh well).

Basically, you acted like a fool on the forums AND on the chat (yes, that did contribute to the ban), and now you're paying the consequences.

You're only gone for two months, but keep breaking the ban with guest posts and any other IP/e-mail shenanigans, and it could be cranked up to perma-ban.

[lllllll]

lolpermaban
TL;DR: JB doesn't realise he's about to be demoted.
ALSO,
1. Kurai flamed. He needs consequences.
2. He is about to me demoted
3. You're about to be demoted
4. Fox owns you ANY day
5. Qwerty hates you
6. Qwerty hates your mom
8. The number 7 is a conspiracy
9. You just lost the game.

[Paradox]

Don't make this another "I'm about to be b&..." thread...

Plz? *Big, watery eyes*

[jakebob]

Don't worry, it won't.

LOCKED.

[Qwerty]

I know, I didn't do it, but my logo is cooler.

Glad this thread ended early.

[vaconcovat]

Lolwut. Qwerty.

I say that if bol posts again, within the period of his ban, it gets kicked up a notch.

Not instantly perma-ban, but an extension.

...And i just realised i should post this in the staff board, not here.

[xShadowLordx]

Actually, BoL is now permanently banned. I just explained this in the staff lounge:

Nov 9, 2009 22:05:31 GMT -5 xShadowLordx said:

As a matter of fact, BoL's ban has been extended to permanent.

If you recall, the terms of the ban were that if he bypassed his two-month ban, it would instantly be changed to permanent. Yesterday, KuraiOorora informed me that BoL had posted in the "Updates Please" thread in the About the Site board as a guest, with a new IP. I immediately informed General Veers, who then gave me the go-ahead to permaban him.

BoL is now officially permabanned. Any staff member who catches him on the forums may ban his new IPs without hesitation.

[Qwerty]

No, I recall that the terms of the ban were that the ban be bumped up, but not permanent right away. Of course, if Veers approves I won't bother arguing, but it's not gonna do a thing to keep him away. Just keep that in mind. It takes him a couple seconds to make a new account.

[jakebob]

Wow. He is gonna be piiiiiiiissed.

[Qwerty]

Let's just respect the lock before I have to trash the thread.