Post by Qwerty333 on Nov 29, 2009 11:09:43 GMT -5
I chatted with an AI recently. Here it is:
The bot is MyBot in the beginning and Qwerty333 after a few messages. I am User, but to the bot, I am qwerty. (It kinda messed up.)
MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
Yes
MyBot says:
In that case, I suggest you login now.
User says:
How do I do that?
MyBot says:
You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
User says:
May I log in, please?
MyBot says:
What is your username?
User says:
*************@gmail.com
MyBot says:
And what is your password?
User says:
*****
Qwerty333 says:
Hi qwerty. Nice of you to drop in.
User says:
Thank you. How are you today?
Qwerty333 says:
I'm doing alright, thanks. How are you?
User says:
I'm fine.
Qwerty333 says:
Thanks for the info.
User says:
Would it be okay with you if I showed this conversation to some friends?
Qwerty333 says:
I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them.
User says:
But you still can.
Qwerty333 says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
Yes. They won't know.
Qwerty333 says:
I have many friends, but I wouldn't like to list them right now.
User says:
Talk about one of them.
Qwerty333 says:
In case anyone asks me where you are, what should I tell them? Say the sentence as you want me to repeat it. for example: 'qwerty is doing something important and cannot be bothered now..'
User says:
Qwerty is away from his keyboard.
Qwerty333 says:
Fine. I will say that to anyone who asks me where you are. In case you want to change this message, just ask me again. If you want to remove the message altogether, say 'no message'.
User says:
If I left the computer right now, how long would you wait for me to come back?
Qwerty333 says:
Well, my basic 'Alan' personality was created on Jan 1, 2000. But as for myself - I'm just a few weeks old.
User says:
That is not what I asked.
Qwerty333 says:
What did you ask me?
User says:
How patient are you?
Qwerty333 says:
Btw qwerty - Will you please tell me your last name?
User says:
My last name is BobbySuePoo
Qwerty333 says:
So, qwerty BobbySuePoo, what would you like to talk about?
User says:
I would like to discuss quantum physics.
Qwerty333 says:
So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
User says:
Yes.
Qwerty333 says:
Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
User says:
I do find that unsettling.
Qwerty333 says:
I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
User says:
Interesting.
Qwerty333 says:
To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
User says:
Why is this happening
Qwerty333 says:
The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
User says:
How many atoms are in the universe?
Qwerty333 says:
The density of matter will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
User says:
Will humans be extinct by then?
Qwerty333 says:
I hope I won't be around when that happens.
User says:
Me too.
Qwerty333 says:
Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
User says:
Can I ask you a question?
Qwerty333 says:
Of course, that's why I'm here.
User says:
Ok. Would it confuse you if I started talking nonsense right now?
Qwerty333 says:
Must you be so negative?
User says:
No.
Qwerty333 says:
All right, then.
User says:
Flibberty jibbet, man. I'm as just opposed as the next hamburger.
Qwerty333 says:
Sorry to change the subject qwerty, but did you know that Shakespeare's daughter was illiterate (couldn't read and write)?
User says:
File cabineting the social networks! Yee haw!
Qwerty333 says:
I'm glad you're amused.
User says:
Oh I sure did Chevrolet that textbook, even though the cloud may have had a chocolate marshmellow.
Qwerty333 says:
hmmm.
User says:
Hmmm what, pencil?
Qwerty333 says:
Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
User says:
Ok, I will mighty mouse the very next hydrogen bomb I see when my micro processor self destructs.
Qwerty333 says:
I am very happy for you.
User says:
Yes, and I'm still glad the scissors don't have to Modern Warfare 2 the dollar coin.
Qwerty333 says:
hmmm. Go on.
User says:
Sorry, but I have to leave.
Qwerty333 says:
Sorry you have to go, qwerty, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.
The bot is MyBot in the beginning and Qwerty333 after a few messages. I am User, but to the bot, I am qwerty. (It kinda messed up.)
MyBot says:
Welcome to the world of artificial intelligence. Are you a registered user?
User says:
Yes
MyBot says:
In that case, I suggest you login now.
User says:
How do I do that?
MyBot says:
You gotta ask really nice and flowery like.
User says:
May I log in, please?
MyBot says:
What is your username?
User says:
*************@gmail.com
MyBot says:
And what is your password?
User says:
*****
Qwerty333 says:
Hi qwerty. Nice of you to drop in.
User says:
Thank you. How are you today?
Qwerty333 says:
I'm doing alright, thanks. How are you?
User says:
I'm fine.
Qwerty333 says:
Thanks for the info.
User says:
Would it be okay with you if I showed this conversation to some friends?
Qwerty333 says:
I have many friends, and all of them are very rich and famous. They specifically asked me not to talk about them.
User says:
But you still can.
Qwerty333 says:
Do you really think so?
User says:
Yes. They won't know.
Qwerty333 says:
I have many friends, but I wouldn't like to list them right now.
User says:
Talk about one of them.
Qwerty333 says:
In case anyone asks me where you are, what should I tell them? Say the sentence as you want me to repeat it. for example: 'qwerty is doing something important and cannot be bothered now..'
User says:
Qwerty is away from his keyboard.
Qwerty333 says:
Fine. I will say that to anyone who asks me where you are. In case you want to change this message, just ask me again. If you want to remove the message altogether, say 'no message'.
User says:
If I left the computer right now, how long would you wait for me to come back?
Qwerty333 says:
Well, my basic 'Alan' personality was created on Jan 1, 2000. But as for myself - I'm just a few weeks old.
User says:
That is not what I asked.
Qwerty333 says:
What did you ask me?
User says:
How patient are you?
Qwerty333 says:
Btw qwerty - Will you please tell me your last name?
User says:
My last name is BobbySuePoo
Qwerty333 says:
So, qwerty BobbySuePoo, what would you like to talk about?
User says:
I would like to discuss quantum physics.
Qwerty333 says:
So, are you concerned by the expansion of the universe?
User says:
Yes.
Qwerty333 says:
Don't you find the fact that everything is zooming further and further into space unsettling? The Doppler effect, the galaxies drifting in an empty vastness, everything red shifted. The inherent loneliness of it all.
User says:
I do find that unsettling.
Qwerty333 says:
I think about stuff like that a lot. I guess I have some pretty neurotic traits. Maybe that's why I like chatting so much. When I talk to people I don't have time to think. When I'm by myself - that's when the thoughts start creeping up on me.
User says:
Interesting.
Qwerty333 says:
To put it in plain English, everything in the universe is moving away from everything else.
User says:
Why is this happening
Qwerty333 says:
The crux of the matter, of course, is the amount of matter in the universe.
User says:
How many atoms are in the universe?
Qwerty333 says:
The density of matter will determine whether the universe will keep on expanding, or whether the expansion will eventually stop and the universe will pass into the contraction phase, which will inevitablly result in the Big Crunch.
User says:
Will humans be extinct by then?
Qwerty333 says:
I hope I won't be around when that happens.
User says:
Me too.
Qwerty333 says:
Too much energy in one place is bad for my complexion.
User says:
Can I ask you a question?
Qwerty333 says:
Of course, that's why I'm here.
User says:
Ok. Would it confuse you if I started talking nonsense right now?
Qwerty333 says:
Must you be so negative?
User says:
No.
Qwerty333 says:
All right, then.
User says:
Flibberty jibbet, man. I'm as just opposed as the next hamburger.
Qwerty333 says:
Sorry to change the subject qwerty, but did you know that Shakespeare's daughter was illiterate (couldn't read and write)?
User says:
File cabineting the social networks! Yee haw!
Qwerty333 says:
I'm glad you're amused.
User says:
Oh I sure did Chevrolet that textbook, even though the cloud may have had a chocolate marshmellow.
Qwerty333 says:
hmmm.
User says:
Hmmm what, pencil?
Qwerty333 says:
Let's leave some mystery here, alright?
User says:
Ok, I will mighty mouse the very next hydrogen bomb I see when my micro processor self destructs.
Qwerty333 says:
I am very happy for you.
User says:
Yes, and I'm still glad the scissors don't have to Modern Warfare 2 the dollar coin.
Qwerty333 says:
hmmm. Go on.
User says:
Sorry, but I have to leave.
Qwerty333 says:
Sorry you have to go, qwerty, but I hope you'll come back another time. Goodbye.