Post by Qwerty333 on Dec 6, 2009 15:13:13 GMT -5
You: OMG
You: ITS YOU
Stranger: IT IS ME
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: OMG
You: GIMME MY MONEY BACK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: BUT HAROLD
You: ITS TOO EARLY
Stranger: and i spent it on my condoms
You: o
You: well screw u
Stranger: i thought we were going at it tonight?
You: WAIT
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: IT'S TOO EARLY
Stranger: BUT WHAT
You: THAT
Stranger: YOU AGREED YESTERDAY
You: I KNOW
Stranger: when i took your money
You: BUT I WASN'T THI-
You: THAT'S RIGHT
You: YOU TOOK MY MONEY
You: FOOL
You: I WANT IT
You: GO RETURN THOSE CONDOMS RIGHT NOW
You: AND GIMME MY MONEY
Stranger: I CANT. THE PACKAGE HAS BEEN OPENEDDDD
You: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: *GASP*
Stranger: gasp is right.
Stranger: SUCK IT
You: lol
You: brb
Stranger: no you wont.
You: i wont?
Stranger: you wont be right back
Stranger: no one ever does
You: BUT ITS TRUE
Stranger: return that is
Stranger: what can you say to make me believe this?
You: I JUST GOT BACK
Stranger: YAY!
You: YAY!
Stranger: my trust in brb has been restored
Stranger: thank you
You: lol k
You: brb
You: *10 years later*
You: ohi
Stranger: woah. woah. woah
You: im back
Stranger: tjat was quite a long time to be gone
Stranger: i missed you
You: indeed
You: i dropped a penny
You: and i was lookin for it
You: and i found it
Stranger: oh my. did it land heads up?
You: no
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO
Stranger: BAD LUCK
Stranger: BAD LUCK
You: but i spent it on a trip to paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: PLEASE STAY
Stranger: BAD LUCK
You: OH NO
You: OH NO
Stranger: THE PLANE WILL BREAK DOWN
You: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stranger: AND YOU WILL DIE
You: NO IT WON'T
Stranger: I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE
Stranger: BUT YOU WILL.
You: BECAUSE I'M ON THE PLANE RIGHT NOW AND IT HASN'T-
You: *plane engine coughs*
Stranger: NOT YET
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *static*
Stranger: BUT YET HAS COME
You: lol im jk
Stranger: you silly goose, we arent on the telephone
Stranger: there would be no static
You: im goin on the trip tomorrow!
You:
You: o ok
Stranger: well, dont die
You: but wut if i do
You: I DONT WANNA DIE
Stranger: then i would be sad. you shouldnt have picked up the damn penny
You: darn.
You: *dies*
You: *the end*
Stranger: oh my
You: lol that was weird
Stranger: *sadness has been swept over emma*
You: xD
You: gtg
You: bai
You: ITS YOU
Stranger: IT IS ME
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW
You: OMG
You: GIMME MY MONEY BACK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: BUT HAROLD
You: ITS TOO EARLY
Stranger: and i spent it on my condoms
You: o
You: well screw u
Stranger: i thought we were going at it tonight?
You: WAIT
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: IT'S TOO EARLY
Stranger: BUT WHAT
You: THAT
Stranger: YOU AGREED YESTERDAY
You: I KNOW
Stranger: when i took your money
You: BUT I WASN'T THI-
You: THAT'S RIGHT
You: YOU TOOK MY MONEY
You: FOOL
You: I WANT IT
You: GO RETURN THOSE CONDOMS RIGHT NOW
You: AND GIMME MY MONEY
Stranger: I CANT. THE PACKAGE HAS BEEN OPENEDDDD
You: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: *GASP*
Stranger: gasp is right.
Stranger: SUCK IT
You: lol
You: brb
Stranger: no you wont.
You: i wont?
Stranger: you wont be right back
Stranger: no one ever does
You: BUT ITS TRUE
Stranger: return that is
Stranger: what can you say to make me believe this?
You: I JUST GOT BACK
Stranger: YAY!
You: YAY!
Stranger: my trust in brb has been restored
Stranger: thank you
You: lol k
You: brb
You: *10 years later*
You: ohi
Stranger: woah. woah. woah
You: im back
Stranger: tjat was quite a long time to be gone
Stranger: i missed you
You: indeed
You: i dropped a penny
You: and i was lookin for it
You: and i found it
Stranger: oh my. did it land heads up?
You: no
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: I HAVE TO GO
Stranger: BAD LUCK
Stranger: BAD LUCK
You: but i spent it on a trip to paris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: PLEASE STAY
Stranger: BAD LUCK
You: OH NO
You: OH NO
Stranger: THE PLANE WILL BREAK DOWN
You: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stranger: AND YOU WILL DIE
You: NO IT WON'T
Stranger: I DONT WANT YOU TO DIE
Stranger: BUT YOU WILL.
You: BECAUSE I'M ON THE PLANE RIGHT NOW AND IT HASN'T-
You: *plane engine coughs*
Stranger: NOT YET
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *static*
Stranger: BUT YET HAS COME
You: lol im jk
Stranger: you silly goose, we arent on the telephone
Stranger: there would be no static
You: im goin on the trip tomorrow!
You:
You: o ok
Stranger: well, dont die
You: but wut if i do
You: I DONT WANNA DIE
Stranger: then i would be sad. you shouldnt have picked up the damn penny
You: darn.
You: *dies*
You: *the end*
Stranger: oh my
You: lol that was weird
Stranger: *sadness has been swept over emma*
You: xD
You: gtg
You: bai
