Win omegle conversation

[darkraine]

I was trying my regular scheme of trying to get a couple of new submissions on my site when . . .
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ohai
Stranger: ohai
You: do you like to write and/or draw?
Stranger: well
Stranger: i do love to
Stranger: WATCH CAILLOU
Stranger: I'M JUST A KID WHOS FOUR
You: XD
Stranger: EACH DAY I GROW SOME MORE
Stranger: I LOVE EXPLORING
Stranger: I'M CAILLOU!
You: NO I'M CAILLOU
You: >:C
Stranger: oh some dispute about the real identity
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: what color hair do you have?
You: I don't have hair
Stranger: NICELY DONE
You: WHAT IS YOUR FATHER'S NAME?!?!?
Stranger: BORIS
You: TOUCHE.
Stranger: TRUEDAT.
You: WELLDEN
You: IT APPEARS WE HAVE REACHED A STALEMATE
Stranger: WHATS YOUR SISTER'S NAME, CAILLOU.
You: ROSIE
You: Kenny Glen
Stranger: OH YOU SCORE BIG TIME
You: OH DAMN
You: BONUS POINTS TIME
Stranger: WHAT IS IT DAWG
You: ITS MOUSSELINE IN FRENCH
You: OOOOH
Stranger: I FORGOT ITS MOTHERS DAY
Stranger: FORGOT TO GET A GIFT FOR HER
You: D:
You: OFUCK
Stranger: OTHER PLANS GOT IN THE WAY
Stranger: MY OTHER PLANS LIKE WATCHING CAILLOU, FOOL.
You: ODAYUM
You: WELL
You: I DON'T WATCH CAILLOU
You: I AM CAILLOU
Stranger: OH SON
Stranger: NICE MOVE
You: CHYEAH BOI.
Stranger: WHAT COLORS YOUR SHIR THTAT YOU TEND TO WEAR EVERY DAY
You: YELLOW
Stranger: AND YOUR PANTS
Stranger: FOOL
You: BLUE
Stranger: THE SHOES
You: RED
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: WHATS THAT CATS NAME
You: GIL
You: Belgium-ing
You: BERT
You: WHAT'S YOUR AZN FRIEND'S NAME
Stranger: SARAH
You: ODAAAMN
Stranger: YOU CAN PUT THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT, CAILLOU.
You: DAMN RIGHT CUZ I AM CAILLOU
Stranger: DAS RIGHT
Stranger: AND WHAT ARE YOUR TWIN FRIENDS NAMES
You: JEFFREY
You: AND
You: JASON
You: AND WHAT CAN'T YOUR TOY DINOSAUR DO PROPERLY?!?!?
Stranger: HE CANT GIVE A GOOD HUG
You: ODAAAAMN
Stranger: OHHHHHDAMN
You: OSNAAAAAAP BOI
Stranger: I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU CAILLOU
Stranger: AND YOUR LIFE
Stranger: SO WHAT NOWW.
You: AND HOW OLD IS ANDRE?!?!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Qwerty333]

ROFL, epic win...

I haven't seen Calliou (or however its spelled) since I was, like, 4... lol.

[darkraine]

XD I just opened up a wikipedia tab for that

[FoxtrotZero]

Epic.

Now we need one on Kipper the Dog.

[GGoodie]

xD Ohhhhhdayum