Post by lgomstr on Jan 9, 2010 22:01:54 GMT -5
(12 hours to the total of 50)
This message means that every 12 hours, there are only 50 upload spots. It is a well known secret how to get an upload spot. To get an upload spot, you must sing the Song Of Listo, then you must battle through The Sea of Noobs. As you are swimming through the sea, you must be weary of larger, smarter fish, these fish are known as "Trolls" If you happen to survive the Trolls, then you must find the island of Dan-ballia. If you happen to find this island, then you must fight through the Jungle of Spam. In the heart of the Jungle of Spam, there is a large statue. You must sing the Song Of Listo in front of this Statue, only THEN, may you get an upload spot.
(2nd only once can upload)
This means that you can only upload once. Now you may wonder "How come all of those uploaders have like 294729872957 uploads?
?". Well, the only reason that they have been able to upload is because they have hacked into Dan-Ball. To be able to upload more than once, you must open any hacking program, then type in a long code which can only be found on the back of the statue in the Jungle of Spam. Now you must find the Hub Data Board, you must insert a part of your DNA into the Data Board, your Genetic Makeup is encoded into Dan-Ball. You may now upload a second time. If you wish to upload a third time, you must repeat this process.
(It is not possible to upload it)
This message that you have entered a restricted zone, simply leave this zone and hope that you are not arrested, interrogated, killed, and have your organs harvested to feed the blood thirsty robots that roam the Internet looking for small children wondering outside of the safe zones.
(User registration is required)
This means that you have not yet been abducted by aliens, and have a small chip implanted into your brain. Without a chip being implanted into your brain, the Dan-Ball server would not yet have your genetic information. If you wish to manually insert your DNA into the server, you must access the Hub Data Board, then insert a part of your DNA into the Data Board "Such as a sample of blood, or a hair.".
(A White Box)
NO WAY THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!!!
Ahem, I mean "That's great, now you can upload any piece of crap you want to, and just add the word "VOTE" then you will get lots of votes.
This message means that every 12 hours, there are only 50 upload spots. It is a well known secret how to get an upload spot. To get an upload spot, you must sing the Song Of Listo, then you must battle through The Sea of Noobs. As you are swimming through the sea, you must be weary of larger, smarter fish, these fish are known as "Trolls" If you happen to survive the Trolls, then you must find the island of Dan-ballia. If you happen to find this island, then you must fight through the Jungle of Spam. In the heart of the Jungle of Spam, there is a large statue. You must sing the Song Of Listo in front of this Statue, only THEN, may you get an upload spot.
(2nd only once can upload)
This means that you can only upload once. Now you may wonder "How come all of those uploaders have like 294729872957 uploads?
?". Well, the only reason that they have been able to upload is because they have hacked into Dan-Ball. To be able to upload more than once, you must open any hacking program, then type in a long code which can only be found on the back of the statue in the Jungle of Spam. Now you must find the Hub Data Board, you must insert a part of your DNA into the Data Board, your Genetic Makeup is encoded into Dan-Ball. You may now upload a second time. If you wish to upload a third time, you must repeat this process.(It is not possible to upload it)
This message that you have entered a restricted zone, simply leave this zone and hope that you are not arrested, interrogated, killed, and have your organs harvested to feed the blood thirsty robots that roam the Internet looking for small children wondering outside of the safe zones.
(User registration is required)
This means that you have not yet been abducted by aliens, and have a small chip implanted into your brain. Without a chip being implanted into your brain, the Dan-Ball server would not yet have your genetic information. If you wish to manually insert your DNA into the server, you must access the Hub Data Board, then insert a part of your DNA into the Data Board "Such as a sample of blood, or a hair.".
(A White Box)
NO WAY THAT NEVER HAPPENS!!!!
Ahem, I mean "That's great, now you can upload any piece of crap you want to, and just add the word "VOTE" then you will get lots of votes.
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