Lucky Slots Casino

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Welcome to Lucky Slots Casino! Located in downtown ODBF, we are the only Casino in this part of town! We offer many exciting games of chance, and we are completely impartial. We use a system of random number generators to decide who wins, who loses, and who gets the jackpot! We are still installing all the machines, so check back every once in a while to see if more games appear.

Fruit-Themed Slots (Three Fruit generated per use)
Cost: 25 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Two of any of the same fruit: 25
Three of any of the same fruit: 50
Two Durians: 50
Three Durian Fruits: 100

Money-Themed Slots (Three Currencies generated per use)
Cost: 75 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Two of any of the same currency: 75
Three of any of the same currency: 150
Two Dan-Balls: 150
Three Dan-Balls: 300 Dan-Balls

Treasure-Themed Slots (Three treasured objects generated per use)
Cost: 150 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Two of any of the same treasure: 150
Three of any of the same treasure: 300
Two Treasure Chests: 300
Three Treasure Chests: 600

Lucky Slots (Three lucky objects generated per use)
Cost: 300 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Two of any of the same lucky things: 300
Three of any of the same things: 600
Two #7s: 600
Three #7s: 1200
Two Die: Random amount between 500-600
Three Die: Random amount between 1200-1400

Nonja Slots (Three Factions generated per use)
Cost: 500 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Two of any of the same Factions: 500
Three of any of the same Factions: 1000
Two Nonjas: 600
Three Nonjas: 1200
Nonja, Citizen, Nonja Fighter: 1337
Three VIROS: 1337

Wonderland Slots (5 items per use)
Cost: 500 Dan-Balls
Payouts...

Walrus & Carpenter: 500
Walrus, Carpenter, & Oyster: 2000
Three Oysters: 1000
Cabbage & King: 1000

If you would like to know what the possible items are for each slot, and what number they correspond to from our number generator, here they are...

Fruit-Theme: 1-Cherry, 2-Banana, 3-Orange, 4-Durian, 5-Coconut
Money-Theme: Pound Sterling-1, Yen-2, US Dollar-3, DanBall-4, Euro-5
Treasure: Dubloon-1, Crown-2, Gold Bar-3, Treasure Chest-4, Goblet-5
Lucky: 4-Leaf Clover-1, Horseshoe-2, Rabbit's foot-3, Number Seven-4, Dice-5
Factions: 1-Nonja, 2-Nonja Fighter, 3-Citizen, 4-VIROS, 5-Independent
Wonderland: Walrus-1, Carpenter-2, Cabbage-3, King-4, Oyster-5

[Qwerty]

Re-making it, eh?

I'll take a nonja slot. Also, a small thing there: There are no "independents", per say; they are the civilians. Also, why is VIROS there but not Temporarily9 or Qwertyuiop?

[microfarad]

Most of these lucky slots follow the model...

5 items
3 selections

spend one unit of Dan Balls (like 25)
For 2 of same get 1 unit of DBs
For 3 of same get 2 units of DBs
For 2 of special get 2 units of DBs
For 3 of special get 4 units of DBs

Sooo... Is it worth it?
Of course not, the house always wins!
I wrote a program to experimentally find your profit, every tenth of a second it played a simulated lucky slot, after a few seconds I got this not so shocking result...
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The "Won:" row indicates what you won on that particular gamble with the slot. You can just ignore it.
The "Spent:" row indicates the number of units of DBs you have spent
The "Earned:" row indicates how much you have won
The "Profit:" row indicates your profit (earned - spent), notice that it is negative.
YAY FOR GAMBLING!

Edit: I accidentally left it running while I wrote the post, my profit is now -3533 and sinking!!!