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Post by microfarad on Feb 21, 2010 21:17:12 GMT -5
Write mathematical rules, applying to people here, which you think are funny. A few of us did this in the chat. All I remember is: I myself made a very bad mistake, this is to be feared. MF+life+fail=burger lolcat+burger=fail Veers+chat=rules MF*Veers=-1 MF^2=-.5 order^-1=chaos Make deductions, that is the point of this game. If MF*Veers=-1 and MF^2=-.5 MF^2=-.5 MF=(-.5) 1/2MF=-1/Veers (-.5) 1/2=-1/Veers -.5=(1/Veers) 21/(-.5)=Veers 2-2=Veers 22i=VeersOh noes, this is very bad (-2) 1/2!=(2i) (-2)^(1/2)=2 1/2i I forgot to write 2 1/2, instead writing 2. (-2) 1/2 is -1*2, both must be taken to the 1/2 power, I only took -1 to the 1/2 power, leaving 2 alone. THIS IS VERY BAD. So... Be warned. Even a math wiz like I must step back and reveiw their work with great care. I, in my frenzy to get done before dinner, failed to check my work. 2 1/2i=Veers 2 1/2i*MF=-1 MF=-1/(2 1/2i) MF=-2 -1/2/i Make sure you do your math correctly, especially if I am literally part of the math.
-General VeersYeah, thanks Veers... Also... MF+life+fail=burger lolcat+burger=fail MF+life+lolcat+burger=burger MF+life+lolcat=0 which means that lolcat cancels out MF+life, perhaps true due to my severe cat allergies. So, the point is to be funny. Make deductions. Logical fallacies are not appreciated. For example MF cannot = 2 because MF is already -2 -1/2/i Have fun LIST OF TRUE STATEMENTS MF+life+fail=burger lolcat+burger=fail Veers+chat=rules MF*Veers=-1 MF^2=-.5 order^-1=chaos MF=-2-1/2/i Veers=21/2i MF+life+lolcat=0 Listo + Star Wars ~= Veers Qwerty - Nonjas = Veers - Star Wars = Epic + Fail = Bad Forums - Veers = Chaos = Bad Your mom + Qwerty = Your mom + Qwerty Forums - Qwerty = Who + Cares Spam + Dan-Ball + Discussion + Xat = Comment + Boards = Epic + Fail = Chaos MF=fail MF*Veers=-Order*Forums+Order*Veers Forum<3Listo Veers+Farad=Impossible=MILEY CYRUS Farad+Qwerty=Ew. Veers+Qwerty=Not Farad. Skribblie+Veers=No. Just. No. TheListo=China going crazy+North Korea's missiles launching+2Armageddon+Skribblie TheTingsAroundUs - TheNotSoObvious + TheObvious= AWorldWithoutNeedForScience. Cheese - mouse= HappyNoneatenCheese. Mouse + Qwerty= AnUnhappyTorturedSuspectedNonjaFighterMouse Ew - Farad + Mouse = AnUnhappyTorturedSuspectedNonjaFighterMouse Fox1=Fox2-1 Fox1=Order+Brains+Nice Fox2=Chaos+Brains+Fail Epic + Brains = Veers Fox2 = Epic + Fail + Brains + Fail Veers + 2Fail = Fox2 2Fast +2Furious= Falcon Punch! Punch+Skribblie=Ow Dead Forum + TSL = Live Forum Dead + TSL = Live Suckish + TSL = Awesome TSL = 2Awesome (-1/MF)+2Fail = Fox2 ^^^Click for list of true statements CORRECT PROTOCOL For future reference say whatever you want in your post, but at the end, put all of the statements you have made/deduced. I will review them and then enter them in the true statements list. Format should be as follows:
Created Statements:
Blank=Blank Blank+Blank=BlankBlank Whatever...
Deduced Statements:
Blank=Blank Sources: Blank*Blank=Blank sources are whatever was used to deduce the statement. Sources must come from A. The true statements list. Or B. From your created statements.
Blank=2Blank Sources: BlankBlank+(Blank*Blank)=Blank Blank=(1/3)Blank Whatever... ^^^Click for protocol
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 21, 2010 21:23:37 GMT -5
Me=your life+ awesome.
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Post by microfarad on Feb 21, 2010 21:25:40 GMT -5
MF = Fail??? How curious Let us work out the repercussions...
Edit:OMG skribblie, no modifying posts, that would invalidate much work. We shall assume that his statement, MF=fail "Booyah" is still true.
MF=-1/(2i) MF=fail -1/(2i)=fail
burger+lolcat=-1/(2i)
Veers*fail=-1
MF+life+fail=burger -1/(2i)+life-1/(2i)=burger -i+life=burger life-i=burger
interesting
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Post by General Veers on Feb 21, 2010 21:41:10 GMT -5
Your math is erratic. Do you not know how to take the square root of a negative? Are imaginary numbers actually that difficult?
Also, for future reference, base[sup]exponent[/sup] results in baseexponent. Base[sub]subscript[/sub] results in Basesubscript.
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 21, 2010 22:56:52 GMT -5
Qwerty + post + this thread = true Listo + Star Wars ~= Veers Everyone = 0/0 Everyone - Veers = Qwerty = 42/0 MF != Imaginary Veers != Imaginary MF = Exists Veers = Exists Qwerty - = Veers - Star Wars = Epic + Fail = Bad Forums - Veers = Chaos = Bad Your mom + Me = Your mom + Me Forums - Qwerty = Who + Cares Spam + Dan-Ball + Discussion + Xat = Comment + Boards = Epic + Fail = Chaos Forum Games - This thread = General Chat + This thread + Correct This thread + move = suggested
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Post by microfarad on Feb 21, 2010 23:12:53 GMT -5
General Veers, I do not appreciate condescending remarks, especially from a person of your stature. I made a mistake.
-21/2 (2*-1)1/2 ^^^ That is where my error occurred. I forgot to take 2 to the 1/2 power, only taking -1 to the 1/2 power Thus my mistake rendered 2*(-1)1/2 instead of (2*-1)1/2 So reduced correctly we get... 21/2i Instead of... 2i
My apologies Veers, though, as earlier stated, your choice of words was distasteful. Even rude, since I do consider myself to be rather good at math (a fact which does not prevent my making mistakes, especially in the event that I forget to check my work over correctly). And I'll have you know that my math scores lie in the 97th percentile my state's standardized test (telling its name would betray my location). And I have an A/A- average in math classes while taking the advanced courses. Do not call me stupid, I have never degraded you, or anyone on this forum in a similar fashion.
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Post by General Veers on Feb 21, 2010 23:14:03 GMT -5
My apologies. I obviously did not show you the respect that you deserve. Please forgive me.
MF * Veers = -1
Order-1 = Chaos
Order = Chaos-1
Order * Chaos = Order * Order-1 = Chaos-1 * Chaos = 1
Order * Chaos = 1
-(Order * Chaos) = -1
MF * Veers = -(Order * Chaos)
Veers = -(Order * Chaos) * MF-1
Forums - Veers = Chaos
Veers = Forums - Chaos
Forums - Chaos = -(Order * Chaos) * MF-1
Forums - Chaos = -Order * Chaos * MF-1
Forums = -Order * Chaos * MF-1 + Chaos
Forums = Chaos * ( 1 + -(Order)/MF)
Forums = Chaos * (1 - Order/MF)
Forums = Chaos * (1 + (Veers * Order))
Forums = Chaos * (1 + (Veers * Order))
dForums/dVeers = Chaos * d(1 + (Veers * Order))/dVeers + (1 + (Veers * Order)) * dChaos/dVeers
dForums/dVeers = (Chaos * ( d1/dVeers + (d(Veers * Order)/dVeers)) + (1 + (Veers * Order)) * 0
dForums/dVeers = (Chaos * (0 + Order)) + 0
dForums/dVeers = (Chaos * Order)
dForums/dVeers = 1
Forums = Chaos * (1 + (Veers * Order))
dForums/dChaos = Chaos * d(1 + (Veers * Order))/dChaos + (1 + (Veers * Order)) * dChaos/dChaos
dForums/dChaos = (Chaos * ( d1/dChaos + (d(Veers * Order)/dChaos)) + (1 + (Veers * Order)) * 1
dForums/dChaos = (Chaos * (0 + 0)) + (1 + (Veers * Order))
dForums/dChaos = (Chaos * 0) + 1 + (Veers * Order)
dForums/dChaos = 1 + (Veers * Order)
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Post by microfarad on Feb 21, 2010 23:30:47 GMT -5
It's okay Veers, we were both a little... ah, shall we say... abrasive?
Anyways...
Qwerty, your post contains many logical fallacies, not the least of which is calling me and Veers un-imaginary. For we are imaginary numbers. So, find the error prone statements and either fix or remove them. If we have contradictory information the whole thing could collapse.
Veers, I like your logic. But it didn't get very far. Let us draw upon what standing wisdom Qwerty has provided us. If MF * Veers = -(Order * Chaos) And Forums - Veers = Chaos = Bad MF*Veers=-(Order*(Forums-Veers)) MF*Veers=-(Order*Forums-Order*Veers) MF*Veers=-Order*Forums+Order*Veers So MF*Veers is no order in the forums, but with Veers in order so to speak. This begs the question... What does a multiplier between MF and Veers do? Does it create sever MFs with the attributes of Veer's; which might be the same as many Veers with my attributes? Do many of either of us with each others attributes create an absence of order in the Forum? Does this necessarily bode well for Veers?
What is instantaneous rate of change? And that d symbol?
Here is a challenge: Forum*Veers<181/2Listo*i
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Post by General Veers on Feb 21, 2010 23:49:16 GMT -5
Well, I have nearly finished taking the instantaneous rates of change of the forums with respect to all three independent variables. I'll take a break from that last partial differential (i.e. with respect to Order) and try to determine what you want me to find from your challenge.
Do you want me to corroborate your challenge (i.e see if it's true), or do you want me to solve for TheListo, or what?
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Post by microfarad on Feb 21, 2010 23:52:06 GMT -5
Veers, about the challenge, you will know it when you see it... trust me. Just mess around a bit with the equation, substitute, simplify, whatever, it's not too hard.
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Post by General Veers on Feb 22, 2010 0:01:58 GMT -5
Hmm... Forum * Veers < 181/2 * TheListo * i
Forum * 21/2i < 181/2 * TheListo * i
Forum < (18/2)1/2 * TheListo * i/i
Forum < 91/2 * TheListo
Forum < 3 * TheListo
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Post by microfarad on Feb 22, 2010 0:04:01 GMT -5
Yay! Forum<3Listo! Good job...
Would you mind telling us what instantaneous rate of change means?
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 22, 2010 0:48:35 GMT -5
Veers+Farad=Impossible! It's-It's MILEY CYRUS!!! Farad+Qwerty=Ew. Veers+Qwerty=Not Farad. Me+Veers=No. Just. No. Me+Me=2Me TheListo=China going crazy+North Korea's missiles launching+2Armageddon+ME!
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 22, 2010 0:49:42 GMT -5
MF, I believe your math contains more fallacy than mine. You are typing, are you not? Therefore you exist. Therefore you started off on a false statement. As such, your entire system is off.
I was going off common sense to create new beginnings that actually fit and make sense, not creating things that have nothing to do with the forums with arbitrarily assigned numbers. One cannot simply insert random numbers into the users and claim them working, one has to base all of one's equations off of fact. My statements are clearly true as applied to the forum. As such there is no room for fallacies to be created. If anything contradicts my assertions, they contradict fact, and, as such, they are false, not my assertions.
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Post by Skribbblie on Feb 22, 2010 1:08:48 GMT -5
The things around us - the not-so-obvious + the obvious= A world without need for science.
Cheese - mouse= Happy noneaten cheese.
Mouse + Tempy= An unhappy, tortured, suspected Nonja Fighter mouse.
That's all I got so far.
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Post by microfarad on Feb 22, 2010 9:59:55 GMT -5
Qwerty, the point is to be funny, not accurate. I think it is funny that Veers and I are imaginary numbers. I agree, there should not be many arbitrarily assigned values, but hey, we need something to work off of.
So far I have compiled these true statements:
MF+life+fail=burger lolcat+burger=fail Veers+chat=rules MF*Veers=-1 MF^2=-.5 order^-1=chaos MF=-2-1/2/i Veers=21/2i MF+life+lolcat=0 Listo + Star Wars ~= Veers Qwerty - Nonjas = Veers - Star Wars = Epic + Fail = Bad Forums - Veers = Chaos = Bad Your mom + Qwerty = Your mom + Qwerty Forums - Qwerty = Who + Cares Spam + Dan-Ball + Discussion + Xat = Comment + Boards = Epic + Fail = Chaos MF=fail MF*Veers=-Order*Forums+Order*Veers Forum<3Listo Veers+Farad=Impossible=MILEY CYRUS Farad+Qwerty=Ew. Veers+Qwerty=Not Farad. Skribblie+Veers=No. Just. No. TheListo=China going crazy+North Korea's missiles launching+2Armageddon+Skribblie TheTingsAroundUs - TheNotSoObvious + TheObvious= AWorldWithoutNeedForScience. Cheese - mouse= HappyNoneatenCheese. Mouse + Tempy= AnUnhappyTorturedSuspectedNonjaFighterMouse
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 22, 2010 20:19:41 GMT -5
Skribblie + Veers. I can just see it.
Ew - Farad + Mouse = AnUnhappyTorturedSuspectedNonjaFighterMouse
Now we get to the point where it stops making sense!
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Post by General Veers on Feb 22, 2010 21:10:53 GMT -5
Forums = Chaos * (1 + (Veers * Order))
dForums/dOrder = Chaos * (d1/dOrder + d(Veers * Order)/dOrder) + (1 + (Veers * Order)) + dChaos/dOrder
dForums/dOrder = Chaos * (0 + Veers) + (1 + (Veers * Order)) + 0
dForums/dOrder = (Chaos * Veers) + 1 + (Veers * Order)
dForums/dOrder = Veers * (Chaos + Order) + 1
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Post by microfarad on Feb 22, 2010 21:33:16 GMT -5
Cool.
Have you noticed that fox is acting strange, well here is why. Fox1=Fox2-1 Fox1=Order+Brains+Nice Fox2=Chaos+Brains+Fail
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Post by Qwerty on Feb 22, 2010 21:38:11 GMT -5
Epic + Brains = Veers
Chaos + Brains + Fail = Epic + Fail + Brains + Fail = Epic + Brains + 2(Fail) = Veers + 2*Fail (two times the fail) = Fox2
So, Veers plus twice the fail is Fox?
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