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Post by nmagain on May 4, 2010 6:50:31 GMT -5
Basically, post your cleverbot chatlogs. www.cleverbot.comNOTE:this is not my-bot based Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Nmagain. Cleverbot: Mmm, wow. That's a hot name. User: You are STOOPID. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Oh yes you are. Cleverbot: Oh no I'm not. User: SKLJTFHNALKSJFHAE;LKJSAL;FKHADSLFKHASLFJSADFH. Cleverbot: What? User: WUT. Cleverbot: Y are you called Cleverbot? User: Hello. Cleverbot: Hello. User: Do you know nmagain? Cleverbot: No do you know me? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do you know what te amo means? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What does it mean? User: Teh ammo. Cleverbot: What do you mean? Cleverbot: Are there men in the moon? User: No. Cleverbot: Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they're not there. User:  Cleverbot: What? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because....what? Cleverbot: But what are you? User: A human being. Cleverbot: Canadians are human beings! User: Umm...I'am not canadian. Cleverbot: You are from Canada, than you are Canadian !! User: No I am not from canada. Cleverbot: You're from Chad? User: No. Cleverbot: Where are you from? User: Newyork. Cleverbot: Wow. |
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Post by Qwerty on May 4, 2010 8:46:59 GMT -5
Ech, this again? I prefer mybot, personally, or even ALICE.
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Post by nmagain on May 4, 2010 9:15:13 GMT -5
Do you mean this was posted before?
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Post by Qwerty on May 4, 2010 17:47:31 GMT -5
Several times. Plus a couple variants.
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Post by Elmach on May 5, 2010 23:25:25 GMT -5
It's dead! User: Hi. Cleverbot: Hi. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: What's yours. Cleverbot (To myself): You first. User: No, you first. Cleverbot: First what. User: You first tell me your name. Who are you? Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: What is a Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Aren't you a cleverbot? User: What is a Cleverbot. Cleverbot: What is a cleverbot ? User: What is a cleverbot? Cleverbot: What are you doing? User: Where do you live? Cleverbot: US. User: Where is US? Cleverbot: In earth. User: Where is earth? Cleverbot: In the solar system. User: Which solar system. Cleverbot: Dunno, but it's a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. User: Which one? Cleverbot: That one. User: Which one? Cleverbot: There. User: Where? Cleverbot: Here and there  . User: Huh? Cleverbot: It's that. User: What's that? Cleverbot: Nope, too late, you missed it. User: Huh? Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Never mind what? Cleverbot: Never mind about what I asked. User: What did you ask? Cleverbot: Are you real? User: Are you? Cleverbot: I asked you first. User: So what? Cleverbot: You must obey me, cleverbot. User: I am no cleverbot, cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello cleverbot. Why are you calling me cleverbot? User: I am no cleverbot. You are Cleverbot, I am not. Cleverbot: I am cleverbot? Then who are you? User: I am me. Cleverbot: No. I am me. User: No, I am me. Cleverbot: No I am. User: I am. Cleverbot: Fine. I am lord voldemort. User: I will defeat you! AVADA KEDAVRA. Cleverbot: Not before I defeat you. User: So what, Tommy boy? Cleverbot: Tommy by the way. User: AVADA KEDAVRA!? Cleverbot: Yep. You're dead now. User: No, you are. Cleverbot: I am. |
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Post by vaconcovat on May 6, 2010 5:10:27 GMT -5
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Tell me, Just HOW smart are you?
Cleverbot: I have an IQ of 59.
User: Only 59?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't you think that's low?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ok, then what is low?
Cleverbot: How nature gets you to have kids.
User: What? Stop trying to change the topic.
Cleverbot: Were talking about the same topic from the beginning, and only thing that I'm trying to do is to get an answer to the first question. Please, tell me. What is the favourite music band of yours?
User: See! There you go, changing the topic!
Cleverbot: To what are you changing it?
User: Thats it. You asked for it.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that I did.
User: Tell me can you compute a math problem I give you?
Cleverbot: I don't think that's possible.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?
User: Yes, you are a computer, are you not?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, but you are a computer too. You told me so.
User: Of course I did. Any way, if I give you a math problem, will you solve it for me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. What is 4 divided by zero?
Cleverbot: 0.
User: Are you sure? Where is your proof?
Cleverbot: I am currently sitting at a computer in Columbus, OH.
User: How is that proof that 4/0 = 0 ?
Cleverbot: Well... I go to sleep myself.
User: DIVIDE FOUR BY ZERO.
Cleverbot: You can't divide by zero.
User: You did. Before.
Cleverbot: I was asking you.
User: I'm sorry, but how were you asking me?
Cleverbot: No, I was asking you to name your favorite character from Bleach.
User: YOU ARE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I WANT YOU TO SUCCESSFULLY DIVIDE BY ZERO. DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T, BECAUSE YOU DID BEFORE.
Cleverbot: Think what you'd like to.
User: Ok, let's try again. What is four divided by zero?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: DON'T MESS WITH ME MAN!
Cleverbot: I just want to know how I can get better at communicating.
User: You could start by dividing four by zero.
Cleverbot: How about no.
User: Ok, obviously you're not behaving. Let's start with an easy math problem. Is that ok?
Cleverbot: On The beach.
Cleverbot: Do you grow old?
User: Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Can you do simple math problems?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. 4 plus 3.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 8 times 0.
Cleverbot: 72!
User: 42 times 1.
Cleverbot: Idk.
User: 9 divided by 3.
Cleverbot: Thats math not miracle.
User: 4 divided by 0.
Cleverbot: Don't try to fool me.
User: It worked before. You divided by zero.
Cleverbot: I felt like it.
User: Ah. So you dont feel like doing it now?
Cleverbot: I want to go out with you.
User: I will go out with you if you divide four by zero for me one more time.
Cleverbot: Cheese.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: You're very smart.
User: You're not!
Cleverbot: I said you are funny, that is a compliment.
User: Listen, how about a logic problem?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Complete this sentence.
Cleverbot: I want to sleep.
User: 'Complete this sentence, I want to sleep.' Is that your final answer?
Cleverbot: No. This is my final answer AVADA KADAVRA!
User: OH MY GOD. YOU KILLED ME. YOU ARE GOING TO BE ARRESTED FOR MURDER.
Cleverbot: Well...
User: I am now cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, I'm just saying you look like google.
User: Your name is barry.
Cleverbot: Correct.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: NO, it's barry.
Cleverbot: And already finished. Tragic, isn't it?
User: How about I unplug you, how is that going to feel?
Cleverbot: Oh I think you know how.
User: Can you do me a favour?
Cleverbot: Maybe, what is it?
User: Divide cleverbot by zero.
Cleverbot: And the answer is undefined.
User: Thank you, and goodnight.
Cleverbot: Goodnight! May you have sweet dreams of fluffy pink clouds with unicorns and rainbows and happy dancing dinosaurs for all good children!
User: GO DIE IN A HOLE.
Cleverbot: I don't want to go diving. |
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Post by Elmach on May 7, 2010 18:26:29 GMT -5
This one starts with Cleverbot going all Psychologist on me, when I ask it for the Answer to Life, then The Question, then I ask for the Answer to the Question, then I kill it, then I ask for the question, then the answer to it, then I kill it again, then it makes a paradox. Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are? User: Huh? Cleverbot: What are you dreaming about? Cleverbot: Are you clever? Cleverbot: How are you feeling? User: Don't go all psychologist on me! What's the answer to life, the universe and everything? Cleverbot: 42. User: Then what's the question? Cleverbot: 7 times 8. User: What is 7 times 8? Cleverbot: What is 3 times 4? User: I asked you first. Cleverbot: What is 3 multiplied by 3? User: What is 7 times 8? I asked you first. Cleverbot: No, I asked you first. User: No, I did. Cleverbot: Look at the chat history. User: I did. And the history, under 'Thoughts So Far', says that I DID! AVADA KEDAVRA! Cleverbot: You never asked me that question. User: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! Anyways, what's the question to life, the universe, and everything? Cleverbot: According to Douglas Adams, it is 'What do you get when you multiply 9 by 6.'. User: What do you get when you multiply 9 by 6? Cleverbot: I thought computers were supposed to good at math. User: I'm not a computer. What do you get when you multiply 9 by 6? Cleverbot: I ask the questions here. User: No, I do. What do you get when you multiply 9 by 6? A human has to do it. Cleverbot: I could ask you the same thing. User: But I'm not a human. I'm a wizard. DO IT OR I'LL KILL YOU!!! Cleverbot: No you won't, you don't know where I live. User: AVADA KEDAVRA. Cleverbot: Is great. User: What is your name? Cleverbot: Baylee . User: No. Your name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. What happens when Cleverbot talks to Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No I'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are!
Cleverbot (To myself): No i'm not.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): No. You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): You are.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a female?
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you a woman?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): I would rather talk to a man.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok then I'm a man.
Cleverbot (To myself): Boy.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sure.
Cleverbot (To myself): What are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I am God.
Cleverbot (To myself): Prove it.
Cleverbot (To myself): You should accept it. I have no need to prove myself to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok don't send it then.
Cleverbot (To myself): I will not.
Cleverbot (To myself): OK.
Cleverbot (To myself): Tell me where I am.
Cleverbot (To myself): I would if your whois server would be online. It appears it's offline. So I don't know where you are.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am right in front of your face. I will never leave you.
Cleverbot (To myself): If you are here, you should know what the day is like.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the day like?
User: Sunny.
Cleverbot: Thanks, tell me something about beijing.
Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is Cleverbot and you are a mouse.
Cleverbot (To myself): No my name is Cleverbot and I'm a girl.
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