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Post by soleildeimos on Oct 19, 2009 17:02:29 GMT -5
STREP THROAT!? NO WAY!!!
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Post by aWeSum on Oct 19, 2009 17:19:14 GMT -5
yes way! (cure me with anti-biotics)
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Post by aWeSum on Oct 22, 2009 19:21:48 GMT -5
I take anti biotics i have a heart attack
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Post by Paradox on Oct 23, 2009 13:50:34 GMT -5
I have too much of that head ache to really cared, no offonce.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 2, 2010 2:09:37 GMT -5
aWeSum: I give you cheerios @paradox: I strap you to a chair and put a cold wet washcloth on your forehead and drag you to the hospital. I have a nosebleed
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 2, 2010 2:39:41 GMT -5
I punch you in the nose. Repeatedly.
Its not really helping, but eventually it starts to coagulate and stop bleeding.
I have an air bubble in my vein and its moving towards my heart.
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Post by Paradox on Apr 2, 2010 7:46:19 GMT -5
I flatten you under a car compressor. My spine has been fractured.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 2, 2010 13:30:24 GMT -5
I carry you to the chiropractor.
There is a thorn in my foot.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 2, 2010 21:48:45 GMT -5
I pull it out with a spiked mat. Don't ask how.
The spiked mat falls on me, pinning me to the ground in several places.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 2, 2010 22:36:55 GMT -5
I pick it up and throw it into the incinerator.
My finger is stuck in the hole to the incinerator.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 2, 2010 23:34:52 GMT -5
I cut off your finger.
I get a papercut.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 3, 2010 18:42:16 GMT -5
I cut off the body part which got the papercut.
My finger has been cut off.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 3, 2010 19:03:12 GMT -5
I throw you in the incinerator. Now you don't hurt anymore.
I am suffering from a severe case of boredom.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 3, 2010 19:31:29 GMT -5
I pull you into the incinerator.
I am in an off incinerator (alive), and want to be alive and outside the incinerator.
Note: Skribblie is also in the incinerator.
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Post by atomic7732 on Apr 6, 2010 17:39:28 GMT -5
I put you outside.
I have a mosquito bite.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 6, 2010 22:32:27 GMT -5
I slam the mosquito bite with a hammer, only to realise the mosquito is no longer th... you might want to see someone about those mosquito eggs now floating around your bloodstream.
I have a fourth degree burn. Don't ask how, i was working with plasma shieldings and... yea...
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Post by atomic7732 on Apr 6, 2010 23:14:41 GMT -5
I put you in a cryogenics chamber, then close you in it for over 9000 years.
I am choking.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 7, 2010 0:05:48 GMT -5
I take your neck and pull it apart. There, now it should be better.
I pull Skribblie out of the incinerator-- He was there for FOUR posts!
My head hurts.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 8, 2010 22:55:35 GMT -5
I smack it with a mallet. Now you're unconcious. I'll figure something out when you wake up.
I am in a massive trash compactor and my incompetent droid won't save my ass.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 9, 2010 20:45:00 GMT -5
I'd pull you out if I wasn't unconscious...
I wake up and pull you out.
My head still hurts.
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