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Post by theultamate on Jan 6, 2009 17:27:47 GMT -5
i put a match right next to the problem area and you go up ins flames! i am still saza
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Post by saza on Jan 6, 2009 17:30:18 GMT -5
I did fix it. Live wiht it, fewl. Now there's two of us!.
Uh...I get hit by a railgun that fires magnetism.
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Post by theultamate on Jan 6, 2009 17:36:46 GMT -5
olololololol you got hit by a railgun *fixes you up*
i have now morphed into SM
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 7, 2009 22:05:26 GMT -5
Um, i hit you with a sledge hammer until you are deformed enough to look like your old self. Because of the bleeding and broken bones, though, it looks like you after being hit by an 18 wheeler...
i have a third degree burn on my @$$.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Jan 10, 2009 10:59:34 GMT -5
Umm....To preserve my selfexteme I have a robot operate on you.
I get impaled by the master sword through the forhead and turn to stone, then I sink to thee bottom of thee sea.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 11, 2009 0:31:07 GMT -5
i pull the sword out of your forehead after pulling you onto land with an undersea crane. You suddenly become a human again and i treat the wound to your forehead, with the internal parts being magically repaired.
General Veers had the genius idea of putting a bathroom next to an Explosive Munitions Storage Unit. Naturally, the room on the other side of the wall in front of me blew up while i was taking a leak.
That really isn't fair. I was using the bathroom.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 11, 2009 0:50:43 GMT -5
I did not design the architectural plans for any of our battlestations! Either way (I specialize in engineering, not in architecture. I did not design any of the battlestation's rooms!), I remove all of the shrapnel, sterilize your wounds, and stitch you up. I didn't even have to give you any prosthetic limbs! Some Rebel scum in a Snowspeeder kamikazied into my AT-AT and crushed my legs. Now I am paraplegic. Darn you, Rebel scum!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 11, 2009 1:47:46 GMT -5
umm, i give you artificial legs with artificially grown skin. Its kind of like Anakin's fake arm. But we took a sample of your skin and then grew it over the leg in the lab, so it has skin. And it works just like your old leg. Its just like you never lost your old legs, but your legs became sensitive to Electromagnetic Energy.
Some Bounty Hunter with a CR-24 Flame Rifle burned my chest and arms. It hurt. And now i have burns. Oh i almost forgot. I'm on fire, too.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Jan 12, 2009 17:32:57 GMT -5
I hit you with a gun in the back of the head than you respawn.
I get turned to ashes.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 12, 2009 17:34:17 GMT -5
I glue the ashes back together.
I eat a sandwich and choke on it.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 12, 2009 17:46:10 GMT -5
I force you to drink hot sauce, which instantly dissolves the sandwich with its extreme acidity and spice. Of course, now your throat is burning, but you can get over that in twenty seconds...
I consume too much of a combination of 911, 3-Mile-Island, Insta-Death, and Forum-Ban hot sauces. I never had enough heat from any of them individually, so WHY AM I ON FIRE?
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 12, 2009 17:49:39 GMT -5
I dunk you underwater. For a long time. You drown to death instead, but so what.
I also drown.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 12, 2009 18:27:45 GMT -5
We don't necessarily have to kill ourselves while healing...
I rid you of excess water.
When I fall, my fifth and seven vertebrae shift over several centimeters, although I miraculously live. If I have the slightest hit or trip, I could die unless my vertebrae are realligned.
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Post by I wuv M4( Satar Jaèoèdoæ) on Jan 12, 2009 19:12:36 GMT -5
I reassighn them.
I get shoop de whooped then gets pwned.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 12, 2009 21:37:11 GMT -5
I T-Bag your nooby carcas.
I got spawn killed. In fact, i'm still bein- ... ... ... BOOP! -g Spawn Killed.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 12, 2009 23:37:42 GMT -5
I remove you from whatever console it is you have (XBox 360?) and have you exercise regularly. Then you visit a professional psychiatrist who convinces you that you are not able to spawn, respawn, or be spawnkilled in reality.
I want everything since I am so darn greedy...
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 13, 2009 0:47:51 GMT -5
I hit you with a rolled up newspaper and sternly tell you No.
I keep spontaneously bursting into cold flame.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 16:06:44 GMT -5
I pour a few milliliters of nitroglycerine on you and hope that the explosion will be big enough to thoroughly heat you while small enough not to injure/kill you.
A mosquito managed to drink blood from my eye! How the heck does THAT happen?
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Post by saza on Jan 14, 2009 18:42:01 GMT -5
I swat the mosquito
i get demoted as a staff member, from Global Mod to Mod.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 14, 2009 19:12:16 GMT -5
You were promoted to Global Moderator? Congratulations!
Anyways, I make a request to re-promote you.
I am banned, and my stomach becomes sour when that happens.
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