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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 22, 2010 23:17:11 GMT -5
"Of course I'm important! I'm extremely important! I mean, look at me! I'm awesome! *pulls dart out* I think I'll keep this as a souvenir...and the food can't possibly be as bad as my cooking..." *wavy transition to flashback* "Hans! Get the turkey cutter! The cookie dough is after me again!" *wavy transition back to reality* *Dekan shudders...*
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 23, 2010 7:22:30 GMT -5
I keep running east, though the small blasts stopped a while ago. must have gone out of their range I keep running until I almost smack face-first into the rock of a huge and abrupt mountain. I see that there's a cave entrance, but it seems to dead-end pretty quick in there. I know they're going to be after me soon. Their leader has probably already returned to his base, and they've probably already filled him in on the details about me....or at least, just that they saw me out in the woods running east, since I don't actually have information that they can look me up on. anyways, what's over this mountain, I wonder? I begin to climb the mountain.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 23, 2010 13:19:06 GMT -5
Temporarily9: "Wait, can we zoom in there? Crop? Enhance? Okay, good."
*he pauses*
"Well well well, it looks like one of them is headed out East. Let's see if we can't catch it and put it in a jar..."
*He heads to his Helicopter, gets an army of Nonjas ready, heads out. There are some Nonjas on either side of the forest, with a few going in the middle. The Helicopter speeds past them, landing on one of the taller mountains for a good view.*
Qwertyuiop: "Okay, now let's see what we can do. Did they take your weapons?"
*Some Nonja guards walks up*
Nonja: "Well, they are now!"
*Nonjas enter the cell, beat Dekan up some, confiscate the dart and any potential weapons / tools, and leave, locking the cell.*
Qwerty: "I should have learned not to say anything like that by now. I mean, I know they are listening out there."
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 24, 2010 22:10:36 GMT -5
*Dekan stands up, then kicks the wall. Several rats scurry out of a small hole.* "Oh look! My lab rat friends!" *The rats drag a bone back into the hole. One of the rats bites his shoe.* "Hey! What'd I ever do to you?" "Human scum." "What? This is madness!" "MADNESS?! THIS. IS. NONJA!!!" *The rat roundhouse kicks Dekan and runs back into the hole.* "Man, I hate it when they do that..."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 24, 2010 23:41:19 GMT -5
Qwerty: "Yeah, they do that sometimes. Anyway, you wouldn't happen to have any friends dead-set on finding you, do you? We both may have a chance to get out if you do. I know the backdoor to the Inner Sanctum, we can take the whole base down."
A Nonja tazes Qwerty through the bars, then kicks Dekan on the way past, before laughing.
Qwerty: "I should know not to talk about things like that. They are ALWAYS listening..."
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 24, 2010 23:47:37 GMT -5
"They're ALWAYS listening? Even when I quietly mutter new experiments to perform on my little rat friends?" *A rat with two heads scurries over and roundhouse kicks Dekan.* "Oh hey! I remember that one! I released him a few years ago! Still going strong, I see." *Dekan picks up another rat and throws it at Qwerty.* "Catch! I used to do this with Hans all the time. Ah, good times, good times..."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 25, 2010 0:20:48 GMT -5
I'm confused as to how exactly you passed it to me, but we can assume we are on a corner or something.
Qwerty catches the rat, and tosses it outside again.
Qwerty: "So you experiment with rats? With no equipment? Did they follow you or something? Any way we can use them to 'entertain' the 'guests'?"
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 25, 2010 13:08:30 GMT -5
"Oh, no. They don't follow me. They just all know me, 'cause my little lab rats tell their little free rat buddies about me. And I found out a way to experiment with rats with no equipment." *Dekan picks up a rat and pokes it in the stomach. It emits a loud squeak and twitches.* "Yeah, and then you can just do whatever you want to them. If you want, I could teach you how to make them walk on two feet..."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 25, 2010 15:37:24 GMT -5
Qwerty: "Um, no, thanks. But about 'entertaining' the 'guests'..."
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 25, 2010 16:14:45 GMT -5
*Dekan proceeds to inform Qwerty for a few hours on how to teach a rat to tap dance.* "...and then you-oh. What about entertaining guests? Cause they can do that too."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 25, 2010 17:39:22 GMT -5
Qwerty facepalms.
Qwerty: "You really aren't used to talking in ways that cannot be detected by the Nonja guards, are you?"
In the meantime, Temporarily9 is taking an elevator downwards.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 27, 2010 20:19:22 GMT -5
"...Yeah, and you can juggle these guys too. I can't juggle, but Hans can." *Dekan picks up a rat, pokes it, and throws it out the cell.* "Don't ask me why I did that."
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 27, 2010 21:22:09 GMT -5
Qwerty (to himself): "After all this time I get a neighbor, and he happens to train rats."
Qwerty (to rats): "ATTACK!"
*The Nonjas turn around and get out their weapons. Let's hope the rats do something.*
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 27, 2010 21:27:30 GMT -5
*A bunch of rats scurry out and begin attacking the Nonjas.* Rat: "FOR THE FATHERLAND!!!" "Good rats!" *Dekan throws a rat at a Nonja.*
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 12, 2010 17:56:03 GMT -5
If I can join, I would like to be me, just a boxer, working for the nonjas. I have a next sign near the base I use to go in between here and stick ranger.
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Post by Qwerty on May 12, 2010 18:06:37 GMT -5
Temporarily9: Certainly. We always welcome new recruits. You seem smart, take a small squad of ten unnamed Nonjas. Feel free to pick up some weapons in the barracks and make yourself at home.
(This through the personal intercom, naturally)
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 12, 2010 18:33:26 GMT -5
OK, I'll join the squad. I have my own weapons though. *Puts on gloves, and when he is at squad area, he asks:* What are my first orders?
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Post by Qwerty on May 12, 2010 19:11:20 GMT -5
Temporarily9: Well, we have no seriously pressing issues, so I guess you could go down to the torture chamber if you want. Or the rec room. We do have a small squad about to set off to search the town for Nonja Fighters, NPC or otherwise, I guess you could take them.
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 12, 2010 19:13:51 GMT -5
OK, works. I do feel like punching something. And maybe if I kill enogh people, I can get a Mach Punch 1. Anyway, I'm off. *starts scouring the city for any civilians or nonja fighters*
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Post by Qwerty on May 12, 2010 19:33:12 GMT -5
Temporarily9 is a bit confused about Party's logic, but he shrugs it off and turns to his cameras.
In the torture chamber, a rat takes a key and unlocks the cell doors. The Nonjas are currently distracted. Qwerty runs for it, signaling to Skribb.
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