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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 29, 2009 11:27:34 GMT -5
'Fate is a cruel sod'- said by many people in bad luck situations.
'If you quit drinking, smoking and loving, you don't live longer. It just seems longer.'
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Post by thenubwarz on May 5, 2009 11:48:20 GMT -5
"A stranger is just a friend i have not met yet" - random london sign.
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Post by The Dark Master on May 5, 2009 11:54:31 GMT -5
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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Post by PickleMan on May 5, 2009 12:07:24 GMT -5
yeah
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Post by The Dark Master on May 6, 2009 11:45:36 GMT -5
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
I always wait for the Times each morning. I look at the obituary column and if I�m not in it, I go to work.
-- A. E. Matthews (quoted in Filmgoer's Book of Quotes, 1973)
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
-- Joey Adams
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Post by Sandmaster on May 6, 2009 13:02:50 GMT -5
Death is currently the leading cause of fatalities in the world!
(#2 is Chuck Norris)
--The Man
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Post by The Dark Master on May 6, 2009 13:52:46 GMT -5
No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer
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Post by Sandmaster on May 6, 2009 17:01:50 GMT -5
I got run over by IRONY!
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Post by The Dark Master on May 16, 2009 4:41:24 GMT -5
Yes, it's like steely or bronzy only it's made or iron....
This is one of my favourite quotes from Red Dwarf, it's a bit rude but hey:
(Rimmer and Commander Kraine, after making love)
Commander Kraine: You know, we normally talk while making love.
Rimmer: Really, about what?
Commander Kraine: New scientific theories, our work...
Rimmer: I'm sorry, I didn't say anything apart much. Apart from,maybe, Geronimo.
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Post by Qwerty on May 16, 2009 9:43:20 GMT -5
"The difference between a thing that can break and a thing that cannot possibly break is that when a thing that cannot possibly break breaks, it is almost impossible to fix."
-Microlabel on all Sirius Corporation Technology (Douglas Adams)
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Post by timmyboy on May 16, 2009 12:37:44 GMT -5
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
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Post by PhreekShow on Jun 1, 2009 15:24:03 GMT -5
"WHY CANT I EAT MY CEREAL IN PEACE?"~Me
Haha...if you yell it wile eating cereal...people will leave you alone.
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Post by The Dark Master on Jun 2, 2009 9:23:50 GMT -5
'I call my wife my first wife, it keeps her on her toes.' - Sir Clemout Froid
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Post by timmyboy on Jun 13, 2009 9:45:21 GMT -5
I can resist everything except temptation.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by The Dark Master on Jun 13, 2009 15:53:44 GMT -5
'The mind does fly, but the fly doesn't mind'
-Made up by me randomly (its a word pun).
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