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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 18, 2009 16:57:47 GMT -5
'The one with the ultimate knowledge of the universe has too much time on his hands.'
-Me
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 18, 2009 17:21:47 GMT -5
"Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does."- Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Life, loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it."- Marvin the Paranoid Android
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes."- Ford Prefect
"Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off."-Zaphod Beeblebrox
The major problem — one of the major problems, for there are several — one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them.
To summarize: it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.- The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
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Post by vaconcovat on Mar 19, 2009 15:50:43 GMT -5
"Stop quoting yourselves!"
-Me
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 20, 2009 17:13:14 GMT -5
'Life is like a game of Chess. You could be black, you could be white. You need to think ahead of every decision you make. Some people shall try to get you within the first four moves.......'
-Me
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 24, 2009 9:26:53 GMT -5
"life is like a game of checkers. It kinda sucks after a while."
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 25, 2009 12:22:34 GMT -5
'I'm the most modest person in the world' -Anon/can't remember who
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Post by General Veers on Mar 25, 2009 16:30:47 GMT -5
That statement, to some, would be quite ironic (what modest person would exclaim to the world that (s)he was modest?).
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 27, 2009 9:19:42 GMT -5
I thought that it's humble, not modest. or are they synonyms?
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Post by General Veers on Mar 27, 2009 15:27:04 GMT -5
"Yes, they can be used as synonyms..."
-Thesaurus
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 5, 2009 12:17:57 GMT -5
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Christopher Morley
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Post by General Veers on Apr 5, 2009 12:36:42 GMT -5
"Life is a VCR: no one can program it properly..."
-Me, in desperate need of restoration...
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 6, 2009 11:40:57 GMT -5
'We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible.'
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Post by Sandmaster on Apr 7, 2009 11:33:57 GMT -5
"Life is like a lemon. It is given to you by life. But that life is a lemon. That means it must have been given to you by life. INFINITE LOOP! OH SHI-"
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 8, 2009 13:27:34 GMT -5
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
-Terry Pratchett
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.
-Terry Pratchett
Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. -Terry Pratchett
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 8, 2009 13:29:17 GMT -5
Gravity? A habit? BLASPHEMY!
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Apr 8, 2009 13:48:23 GMT -5
"Leave behind your ideas of what is impossible, great things can come of it."
-Tephanis
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Post by vaconcovat on Apr 8, 2009 19:14:00 GMT -5
"IM RAIN PROOF, BI*CH!" [My Chemestry teacher]
"Flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing" [Murphy's Law]
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Post by mattaroni on Apr 8, 2009 23:31:52 GMT -5
Two 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' quotes:
* "Just a flesh wound."- The Black Knight
* "I'm not dead yet!"- various characters
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Post by The Dark Master on Apr 9, 2009 5:07:12 GMT -5
'837.6295% of statistics are made up on the spot'- dont know who did that one.
'At middle age, a broad mind and a narrow waist exchange places'
Here's one of my favourite quotes from Love Actually
'I'm the god of se.x, i'm just on the wrong continent.'
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Post by dbsndust on Apr 16, 2009 2:13:14 GMT -5
1. On any test you take that is not multiple choice/matching, the answer will always be GLOBAL WARMING (just pray that they don't want specifics)
2. If one of the answer choices is all of the above, the answer is ALL OF THE ABOVE
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