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Post by Qwerty333 on Mar 6, 2009 8:19:38 GMT -5
I've seen them before, they're hilarious.
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 6, 2009 10:44:11 GMT -5
'Learn as if you would live forever'-Ghandi
Then what the hell am I doing here?
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 6, 2009 14:51:16 GMT -5
From the Preface of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
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Post by doomish on Mar 6, 2009 20:34:57 GMT -5
"Do not give up, because giving up is like losing. If you give up, you have lost. You will only succeed if you don't give up."
Confusing, yes, but awesome.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 6, 2009 20:42:38 GMT -5
"How is that confusing?"
-Me, in response to Doomish's comment concerning his quote...
"How can you not know that already?"
-Me in real life, unspoken, in a Narcissistic response to others' oblivion to post-algebra mathematics...
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Post by Qwerty333 on Mar 7, 2009 8:09:04 GMT -5
I don't get that one...
...of course, you said it...
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 7, 2009 9:57:07 GMT -5
'Life is like a box of chocolates. You you never know which one you are going to get, it might be the laxitave......'
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Post by ROBiT on Mar 7, 2009 11:15:59 GMT -5
Dunno if this has been posted yet, but...
"Practice makes perfect. Nobody's perfect. So why bother practicing?"
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Post by The Dark Master on Mar 7, 2009 12:17:27 GMT -5
lol!
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 9, 2009 17:02:58 GMT -5
"If at first you don't succeed, you're screwed."
Life really does work that way.
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Post by doomish on Mar 9, 2009 19:30:09 GMT -5
"If at first you don't succeed at suicide, you obviously did something wrong. So, try, try again."
"If you fail again, try something easier."
"If you fail a third time, give up before you hurt yourse-
Er..."
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Post by General Veers on Mar 9, 2009 19:46:27 GMT -5
"You are now in charge..."
"Thank you, m'lord."
-Conversation between Darth Vader and Admiral Motti's replacement (Zeeva?) as Darth Vader chokes Admiral Motti for his incompetence in getting too close to Hoth 6.
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Post by jakebob on Mar 9, 2009 19:50:46 GMT -5
"Trust no-one" - Fox Mulder, The X-Files
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Post by General Veers on Mar 9, 2009 19:56:12 GMT -5
"Mr. Andersen, why do you persist?"
-Agent Smith, from The Matrix: Revolutions
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Post by doomish on Mar 9, 2009 20:15:02 GMT -5
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."- Bioshock
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Post by wizard on Mar 9, 2009 21:13:37 GMT -5
"something"
-someone
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Post by Qwerty333 on Mar 10, 2009 6:55:25 GMT -5
AN AMAZING, LIFE CHANGING QUOTE!!! I'M SEEING THINGS FROM A DIFFERENT EYE!!! I FEEL REBORN!!! *goes off to skip around in a field of daisies* |
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 10, 2009 16:35:49 GMT -5
"Don't quote me"
I couldn't resists.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 10, 2009 16:37:52 GMT -5
"All Greeks are liars."
-Some Greek warrior
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Post by Sandmaster on Mar 10, 2009 16:43:03 GMT -5
Hey! That's the Greek paradox!
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