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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 9:11:08 GMT -5
I scream wildly! Than I begin to walk around and try to figure out what the heck is going on. As a walk I sing a little tune about waffles.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 9:22:52 GMT -5
After your fit of wild screaming and lifting spirits with delicious songs, you come across a black rift in the universe, much like the white one back in your starting place. There is a TREE ROOT sticking out of the hole. It isn't attatched to anything, so you take it. Now what?
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 9:26:13 GMT -5
I attempt to curl up the hole in space and put in my inventory.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 9:41:07 GMT -5
In your attempt to curl the portal up, you disregard that it may fold in on itself and try anyway. It curls in on itself and creates an eternal paradox. Great going, panwhiffler! You just ruptured the universe. I suggest you drop it before you are sucked in, ya steamtugger.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 9:47:26 GMT -5
I scream again and drop it. I hope it's not angry. If it is, I might give it it's tree root back.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 10:02:11 GMT -5
This is getting out of control. You hightail your tallywhacker buttons out of there. Collision with the ground (or lack thereof) causes the portal to expand even more and continue to curl in on itself. The fabric of reality begins to crackle and tear. An ominus red tint is put over the area on a new layer to make things seem dramatic. Things really aren't looking good for you, my friend. Perhaps if you had a certain JACK to prop open reality so you could escape...
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 10:05:13 GMT -5
I grab the jack and prop reality open.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:10:00 GMT -5
i go through the hole.also, edit, please refrain from destroying the universe in the next 2 seconds, thank you very much.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 10:15:44 GMT -5
I enjoy blowing things up. Especially the universe.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:16:53 GMT -5
meh, fine.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 10:22:21 GMT -5
Er... The jack... Riiiight... You probably should've picked that back up. You dive into the hole! Er... The situation isn't much better. But at least you're not about to destroy the universe anymore! Now what? It might be a good time to focus and think of your options.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 10:26:25 GMT -5
I hate my life. Stupid Jack. I look around the odd red portal-y area.
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Post by shirogake on Mar 15, 2009 10:26:42 GMT -5
I breakdance for no apparent reason.
Afterwards, I look for a way out, or at least sometihng.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:27:30 GMT -5
MARCH
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Post by shirogake on Mar 15, 2009 10:37:50 GMT -5
I charge my lazor and shoot it at no apparent thing.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:39:18 GMT -5
i banz nonsnsical person wit name blargle, so we can haz smart game
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 10:42:55 GMT -5
You bust out some straight gangster dance moves. You aren't sure where you learned how to do this. The place seems to be pleased with your dance moves... Somehow. You then are slowly returned to regular reality. Unfortunately for you, this also means you're back to your fight with ol' handy here. He seems to have gotten more powerful while you were gone and evolved to Sepulchand. Wow, your life really sucks so far.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 15, 2009 10:43:59 GMT -5
My life does suck. I attempt to shoulder ram the creature again.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:44:45 GMT -5
FREEHAND BRAWL!
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Post by shirogake on Mar 15, 2009 10:56:17 GMT -5
I go Mortal Kombat on the hand and beat the crap out of it, then find a billion dollars out of nowhere. I sez "ONE BILLION BUX! I'M RICH! " then look for a way out of the room.
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