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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 11:03:29 GMT -5
Oh snap. BOOYAKASHA Yeah, it's definately dead this time.
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Post by shirogake on Mar 15, 2009 11:27:49 GMT -5
I search the hand's remains, and try to make a SepulchArmor out of it.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 11:40:01 GMT -5
AWESOME!!!!! so, i stab it repeatedly, to make sure its dead. but wait, wasnt there two hands?
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Post by shirogake on Mar 15, 2009 11:40:58 GMT -5
OMFG The other hand is right behind me!
I use my mad breakdancing skillz and the power of SunnyD to kill it.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 11:42:00 GMT -5
AH!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 11:42:36 GMT -5
wait, wasnt there two hands? Damn it! The second hand escaped to parts unkown... oh well, you're sure it won't ever show up again. You gaze down on the dead body in a hard-boiled manner. There is nothing of value on it for you to collect.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 11:45:09 GMT -5
YAY! what do joo mean by "bro" in bro fist pound? is some weird guy going to pop from the sky and be your buddy?
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 11:47:22 GMT -5
YAY! what do joo mean by "bro" in bro fist pound? is some weird guy going to pop from the sky and be your buddy? Ssssshhhh. It's a secret. So, you're back in this room. What do you want to do now? Remember, there's a LADDER, a NOZZLE, and a DOOR.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 11:50:29 GMT -5
i grab the nozzle YAY! what do joo mean by "bro" in bro fist pound? is some weird guy going to pop from the sky and be your buddy? Ssssshhhh. It's a secret. O.o
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 11:56:40 GMT -5
You reach for the nozzle, but notice a cork in it, therefore it has no purpose as of this moment. Perhaps you should retrieve that JACK you keep forgetting about and then investigate down the LADDER. Just a tip.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 11:58:41 GMT -5
I GETZ TEH JACK! (GIVES ME TEH JACK, NOT A BOSSY MAN!
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Post by GrandEnder on Mar 15, 2009 12:07:10 GMT -5
Grabs jack and goes down a ladder.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 12:07:35 GMT -5
You retrieve the JACK and climb down the LADDER. The ROOT has dissapeared from your Inventory. It's probably somewhere between dimensions right about now. Inside the room below iiiiiiiis... A GIRL. She sheepishly says hello and tells you that she awoke behind the prominent wall of glass in front of her, and that she can't get out. If only a big, strong man with something capable of smashing glass could help her out! You eye the JACK in your inventory. If you cranked it fast enough, maybe...
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 12:08:54 GMT -5
crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack!crank teh jack! p.s wow that was fast!
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Post by GrandEnder on Mar 15, 2009 12:12:02 GMT -5
Throws the jack at the glass.
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 12:20:25 GMT -5
Throws the jack at the glass. To you, LESS EFFORT = MORE FUN, so you simply heave the JACK into the GLASS WALL, shattering it into a million pieces. There will not be a drawing showing this because my skills are not that good. The girl, exasperated, runs over to you and throws you into a hug. You're not sure how to react, so you return the hug. THIS IS THE END OF PART ONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. I WILL RETURN AFTER A SHORT BREAK. MAYBE EVEN LATER TODAY, BUT WHO KNOWS? FOR NOW, THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.
EDIT: Also, guys, fanart for the series so far would be appreciated. So, if you wanted to, y'know, draw some up, just post it right here.
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 12:26:48 GMT -5
please dont show it! IM BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!! ILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO SHOW IT!
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Post by doomish on Mar 15, 2009 12:28:49 GMT -5
Show what?
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 13:14:48 GMT -5
im sorry, i just dont want to offend younger users. Doing it! ah, i just love spoilers. be careful about clicking it, ten-year olds.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 13:29:33 GMT -5
At least you placed it in a spoiler...
*Shakes head*
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