Post by Sandmaster on Aug 14, 2009 21:36:24 GMT -5
ADD TO IT! WE NEED TO COMPLETE THIS!
1. TheListo is 1337. Everyone else is 1336.
2. If it’s important, staff won’t do it.
3. SandMaster is a figment of your imagination.
4. Anon is not Vaconovat.
5. If it exists, SandMaster will post on it.
6. SilentlyRandom’s Teddy is a Y. Pestis, or a Bubonic Plague.
7. MaybeTomorrow is not legible for virgin sacrifices.
8. Blame Mattaroni. He is the source of all evil. Like Cheney.
9. The Community is and will forever be idiotic.
10. Shandy is a woman.
11. H2O2 is made of water and oxygen. We need water. We need oxygen. Therefore it is good. Now everyone I hate must drink it.
12. If physics are involved, SandMaster is there.
13. If inappropriate images are involved, DhoomLord, Ozone, and QwertyuiopThePie will be there (in different ways).
14. If ChocolateTape is involved, TheListo will be there.
15. If it’s by Yonder, Soccerking, Darkraine, Dark Master, Sendai45, Uitham, Buggy793, Nfav, Callex, RavenMac, or anyone that should be on this list, it is good and must be voted for.
16. SandMaster’s subconscious is subconsciously invalid.
17. The Serious Debate will have flaming. If it does not have flaming, it does not belong.
18. Anything in the Powder Game section is of the utmost importance if nobody bothers locking it. Therefore, staff will not lock it (see Law 2).
19. If you are confused by SandMaster, you are normal. If SandMaster is confused by SandMaster, he is dividing by zero and everyone will be killed.
20. The Wiki is truth. Truth is the Wiki. If it is on the Wiki it is therefore true. If it is not on the Wiki it cannot exist. Mattaroni is on the Wiki. Therefore we have something to hate once we forget about the Bush Presidency.
21. You can drink at this age in the United States.
22. If the US, war, economic trouble, or religion is involved, SandMaster is there.
23. Dhoomlord is photoshopped.
24. Chernobog rides waves.
25. If it is TheListo, it is TehLeetzo.
26. If one finds a cake, one does not exist, as the cake does not exist.
27. If it is anon, pretend that it is MaybeTomorrow.
28. Every single member has an equal and opposite noob.
29. MaybeTomorrow is a cow.
30. I ate teh fud.
31. The stupidity is not justified if it is backed up by people on the Comment Boards.
32. Vinster60 is a representative of SandMaster, thus what SandMaster says through Vinster60 is as SandMaster wishes it to be.
33. Aero must not get mad, hence we all be fired at with flaming aeros.
34. General Veers is an egophile.
35. There is no spoon.
37. There is no Law 36.
38. SandMaster is a clean-energy source for debating.
39. SandMaster is.
40. If a yes-no question is asked, the answer will be Q regardless of the question.
41. Your IP doesn't lie. Unless you use a proxy. Then we're screwed.
42. The answer to life, the universe and everything is actually 1/0.
43. Shirogake will change his name within the next week. If he does not, he is inactive or unable.
44. SandMaster is not online no matter how many posts you see him make.
45. If the avatar is unusual or misunderstood, the member is staff.
46. Staff applications are always open, but no one knows it. It just happens.
47. At least 5 noobs will actually take these rules seriously.
48. If it is DarkWinter or Nigramancer, it will be tempbanned.
49. Chernobog lives in a bog.
50. Alpha16 is never going to be Beta17.
51. If your appendix bursts, you will divide by zero and die.
52. Ha55ii is God, TheListo is Jesus, and staff is his disciples.
53. Spiritbot likes Grills.
54. Saza knows a lot about black hoes.
55. Uploads by Jvigger/Nigramancer are to be deleted on sight.
56. Sendai45 invented it. Screw you.
57. DhoomLord likes Tigers.
58. MaybeTomorrow is a n3rD.
59. AeroDude has a sister, AeroDudette.
60. Soccerking is better than you. That's right.
61. P0wD3rFr3ak likes teh pr0nz.
62. Aerodude has cooties.
63. This is blasphemy. Sparta's over there by madness.
64. Liquid Webtoy=2(Earth EditorPlanet Simulation)/Compasses. It’s simple math.
65. The Great Debate is awesome. If it wasn’t discussed on the Great Debate, it is not important (therefore staff act upon it, as shown by Law 2).
66. TheShadowLord is awesome regardless of whether he ever comes back.
67. TheShadowLord did come back.
68. Everyone in the world is criminally insane except for SandMaster (and he can prove it).
69. The milk expired a month ago.
70. If it’s in the spam board, it isn’t important (therefore staff act upon it, according to Law 2).
71. If you fail the Dan-Ball quiz, you fail at Dan Ball in general. The majority of the Community has failed the Dan-Ball quiz. This includes MaybeTomorrow.
72. If it is funny, a noob didn’t say it, contrary to the "The community says the darndest things" thread.
73. General Veers is secretly hiding the fact that he was demoted to Second Lieutenant Veers.
74. If an alt-key symbol is in the username, the member is automatically awesome.
75. If TheListo programmed Stick Ranger the awesomeness would kill everyone within a 450Km radius.
76. People who read this many rules have no life. Yes, that means you.
77. SandMaster posts ‘because it’s there.’
78. You can’t prove anything about SandMaster, including this rule.
79. If one asks how to upload in the Powder Game Comment Boards, he is a noob. If he asks in any other board, he should be quarantined and destroyed for the better of humanity.
80. If the computer has a virus, use antimechanics.
81. If the upload is inappropriate, it will reach top upload for the week before getting deleted.
82. If SandMaster says ‘God,’ ‘physics,’ ‘antimatter,’ or ‘infinity’ in a sentence either flaming will ensue or a debate will ensue that leads to flaming. Usually both.
83. The chat rules are not followed. Even by the creator of them.
84. Do not read this Law.
85. All of MaybeTomorrow’s calculators are amazing. All other calculators regardless of their ability to function are inferior to such. Even if they function entirely using glass.
86. If SandMaster says ‘that explains a lot,’ it probably implies something very wrong with you.
87. Uploads asking for acid, guns, nukes, super-lasers, magic, pets, skateboards, or cars should be deleted on sight. Especially those still asking for acid.
88. If you don’t understand ‘TREES!’, ‘I make my omelets with 8 eggs,’ or ‘BACON!’ you are a noob.
89. Saza fails.
90. Secret is well known, therefore he is not secret.
91. Ninety one.
92. SandMaster joining a flame war is like dousing fire with kerosene.
93. 2 members of the Community make about a quarter of the IQ of the dumbest regular member on the forum, excepting molopoy.
94. Typos are bda.
95. TheListo has laser eyes.
95.5. What?
96. If you did something horribly wrong, your best excuse is to blame the economy. Or Molopoy.
97. Vinster60 is a tumor.
98. Mattaroni actually ISN'T that bad!
99. Posts stating ‘100TH POST ZOMG YA’ should not and do not count as posts.
100. 100TH LAW ZOMG YA!
101. Acid is asid, Laser is lazor, Bomb is bom. All of these have been added to Powder Game.
102. The Community is only unhappy with the updates they asked for.
103. If it is anon and it's IP is not known, it is a noob no matter what it says. If it continues to deny it and spells badly, it is molopoy and must be exterminated.
104. Do not disobey this law.
105. If it exists, SandMaster can prove it doesn’t exist.
106. High dosage of spam could cause brain damage. An overdose could be caused by as low as one gram of spam.
107. Everyone loves SilentlyRandom regardless of age, interests, or gender. Else they are not human or see someone else. Nonhumans and people with someone else anyone do not necessarily have to not love SilentlyRandom. This law includes those who have never met SilentlyRandom.
108. If it is the Community, inappropriate text, links, and pictures will be posted.
109. More people use the chat than the forums.
110. Pie and cake are in constant mortal conflict. Armageddon will occur when one wins over the other.
111. None of the staff-only boards exist. You know nothing. We will now clear your memory.
112. The last thing TheListo will do before he drowns in spam is ban the moron who gave out his email.
113. Stating you are not a hypocrite could make you twice the hypocrite you are. Don’t deny your hypocrisy.
114. The spam board is a weird and scary place. The chat is the spam board in real-time.
115. FLORB! SEND IT TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION!
116. If the upload asks you to vote, do not vote. If the upload only asks you to vote, delete.
117. SandMaster hates everything until he gets to know it.
118. TheListo is the law, and you can't beat the law.
119. SandMaster and noobs. In the same room. Without a way out. Survivors: 0.
120. Big Yellow Lemon is anything but Nfav.
121. THE PONY #%$@ed THE NARWHAL. THUS, THE UNICORN WAS BORN!
122. SandMaster is plotting something.
123. SPIRITBot and SilentlyRandom have tried and failed to have a relationship multiple times. Then everyone else shows up.
124. How do you post a comments?
125. And TheListo said ‘Let there be text’ and there was text. TheListo saw that the text was in good font, and he separated the good from the bad. TheListo called the good ‘post,’ and the bad he called ‘spam.’ And there were flames, and there were constructive criticism, and there was context—the first message. (Listocism: Genesis 1: 6-8)
126. Don’t seek the truth. SandMaster will just say ‘It went that way.’
127. PG Fan is getting worse. Theory shows that by his twentieth upload he will shrivel up and die. This was proven.
128. SandMaster is running out of ideas for Laws.
129. Stick Ranger 3.1: We can now poke mushrooms.
130. If something dramatic happens, SandMaster will say something like ‘*dramatic music, SandMaster falls to his knees and shouts ‘WHY?’ fade to black, curtain…*’
131.
132. the spoilers are brokin'.
133. Rickrolling is forbidden.
135. A thread will always have a post with less than five words in it. Number of replies does not matter.
134. Oops! I switched 134 and 135!
136. As the amount of rules increase, the amount of rules referring to mindless spam increase.
137. Dhoomlord will be right back, pronz.
138. Nobody, can take a joke on the Forum. NOBODY.
139. Instead of wasting time using bold, underline, and italics at the same time, use caps lock.
140. Only SandMaster, Chuck Norris, and TheListo have divided by zero and lived.
141. The Trash Bin is better than the Staff Lounge. Assuming they exist of course... (rule 114)
142. George W. Bush left and he took all the political humor with him.
143. If you print a flame war out and set it on fire, you can hear the arguing. It works. I've tried it.
144. 122.
145. Everyone has issues. TheListo is too awesome, Shirogake is a sadist who keeps changing his names, SPIRITbot is in denial, Mattaroni is a terrible uploader, Molopoy is a Kenny-Glenning son-of-a-Fred-Phelps from Belgium, QwertyuiopThePie is bloodthirsty, and SandMaster thinks that he is insane. Also, everybody lies, nobody has a sense of humor, and we all have no life.
146. 2012 apocalypse won’t happen. Live with it.
147. Nobody notices that the programmers for Stick Ranger just copied and pasted different things and made bigger numbers here and there for version 3.2.
148. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
149. It was the chair.
150. Molopoy sucks.
151. Blast! QwertyuiopThePie hath edited some rules!
152. Anyone with a blinking name is a filthy rich show-off. And awesome.
153. Becoming a forum swear is not a compliment.
154. Never call anyone a ninja. It is a very deep insult.
155. If TheDarkMaster does not wibble or meh, he is an imposter.
156. LOLOLSHEEP is always 'nuf said.
157. Vacon's server will never work. If it does work, it is no longer his server. It will be Not-Vacon's server, as is every possession of Vacon (including his identity).
158. If it can be sold, it will be sold.
159. TheBlackParade is a DIAMOND ZOMBIE!
160. Lists are not justified, regardless of reason.
161.—Big Yellow Lemon
162. Big Yellow Lemon doesn’t know the definition of ‘real.’
163. The internet is not real (see 161). The cake isn't real (see 26). Ergo, the internet is cake.
164. 162 is true regardless of its fallacy.
165. eiπ+1 = 1337
166. NIHILISM RAY!
167. . . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... ..................................
168. Greeting people on the Comment Boards is like saying 'Hi' to a brick wall. I'm exaggerating of course. The brick wall has to be REALLY stupid.
169. Saying that you are leaving on the Comment Boards is like saying 'Bye' to a really stupid brick wall, only you are one of the bricks. And you're stuck there.
170. TheBlackParade has some weird obsession with tentacle-hair.
171. Redundancy is frowned upon.
172. Repetitiveness is not smiled upon.
173. Saying stuff over and over again is not considered a good thing.
174. It has been scientifically proven and recorded that noobs can not, in fact, make good insults.
175. SandMaster's sig is awesome. Even when it's broken.
176. Xat is NOT a good chat. Xatters should NOT take their affiliation with pride.
177. The subconscious bias against the Xatters isn't the cause of Law 176. I SAID IT ISN'T. OF COURSE I'M NOT BIASED. I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE! YOU'RE BEING DEFENSIVE! THAT DOES INDEED MAKE SENSE.
178. Everything once considered pure evil is actually not that bad. What does that make Molopoy?
179. This is the closest rule to 10000 so far!
180. IT'S F*CKIN' π! RADIANS ARE AWESOME!
181. This rule is explaining the importance of avoiding self reference to avoid confusing an audience who reads this rule.
182. TheDarkMaster has lost his marbles…and a sock.
183. Shirogake was last seen hitting people on the head with a sock full of marbles.
184. SandMaster is the first person to wonder what happens if someone forgot the Internet in his pocket and had it go through dry cleaning.
185. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM!?
186. It is an important and popular fact that uploads are not always worth their vote. For instance, on the URL Dan-Ball.jp, noobs had always assumed that they were more 1337 than Greats because they had uploaded so much—the “VOTE TO SAVE ___”, Volcanoes, Guns and so on—whilst all the Greats had ever done was work alone on the Powder Game having a good time. But conversely, the Greats had always believed that they were far more 1337 than noobs—for precisely the same reasons. Curiously enough, the Greats had long known of the increasing crappy uploads of the game Powder Game and had made many attempts to prove to noobs of their fail; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as entertaining attempts to rant and insult or revolutionize Powder Game for votes, so they eventually gave up and left Dan-Ball by their own means shortly before the newbs arrived. The last ever Great message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated rant to do a plagiarizing *sshole with plagiarized uploads whilst making a new pixel art, but in fact the message was this: So long and no thanks for all the votes. In fact there was only one group on the Comment Boards more 1337 than Greats, and they spent a lot of their time in Earth Editor comment boards debating multiple topics on physics and conducting frighteningly long and painful flame wars on God. The fact that once again noobs completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these debaters' hopes.
187. Any noob can upload things stupider, faster, and for more votes. It takes a touch of Greatness—and a lot of free time—to upload in the opposite manner.–Albert Einstein (if he played Powder Game)
188. So Cosa is impregnated by glide with glide, which is also impregnated by Cosa with roncamp, who is glide. Roncamp impregnates glide with sap2 who is Cosa, and roncamp then marries lgomstr who impregnates roncamp with lgomstr, who is glide. And they're all hermaphrodites and from different species. But roncamp IS glide. BYL’s name is Jordan. Jordan is the name of TheListo's fiancé. BYL had a head injury (really) and the person who is now BYL is really Jordan's brother. BYL's brother who is now BYL is impersonating Nfav. This is what we got: BYL is TheListo's fiancé, who is secretly Nfav, the greatest uploader ever. TheListo is unaware that BYL is not BYL, because TheListo is too awesome to be aware. So TheListo is in love with someone without knowing that that someone is someone else and that the person he loves is also pretending to be someone else. And BYL is...uuhh...pregnant with Cosa? But Cosa IS Glide. And Cosa is also the baby of TheListo and BYL's brother. ‘P*nis’ is the legal name of Cosa's baby. It’s on the birth certificate. Cosa also impregnated his/her/its/both/netiher’s baby. So Cosa is married to DR who is actually Mattaroni who is actually Nfav who is BYL, meaning that BYL (Novahoshi) has multiple spouses. Obviously, DR is therefore unaware of the fact that he is being taken over by BYL's brother (his brother) because he has a head injury. So Cosa is also married to someone without knowledge that not only is that someone somebody else, but that that this someone else is TheListo's fiancé! TheListo is actually God and knows that BYL isn't BYL isn't Mattaroni isn't shortcakes isn't Nfav isn't DR, so he goes and impregnates lgomstr with the worst baby possible: BIG PERVERT (really experienced PGers would know what I am talking about). Turns out big pervert is also jalapeno and is married to glide while being married to Cosa and is also the baby of Sparky or Gir who is actually roncamp. So Sparky is both 11 AND 21, because of the twin paradox. Sparky is in fact Sparky's twin sister, while the other Sparky is a guy and is actually BYL. The Dark Master then turns out to be The Dark Master's twin sister as well, and they have twins (The Dark Master and The Dark Master). So The Dark Master turns out to be one of the Sparkys who turn out to be the Cosa who suddenly is BYL. And the other The Dark Master turns out to be a giant fish. So MaybeTomorrow who is actually Callex is born from Cosa, The Dark Mater, and BYL (yes, he is the child of three parents). Callex turns out to then be BYL who is impersonating yonder who is Soccerking who ISN'T PG Fan. And the 5 of them all impregnate each other. The 5 babies are: Cosa, glide, BYL, yonder, and The Dark Master (twice). And Shelszo was eaten by the second The Dark Master only to impregnate his pancreas which gave birth to what we now call NFSM. NFSM then turns out to be the first Sparky or Gir. THEN BYL's brother BYL impregnates TheListo. TheListo then gives birth to Jesus. Because he is God. Then, it appears that everybody was just a figment of the narrator’s (Sand Master) imagination.
189. Mattaroni doesn’t know much about politics.
190. Rosa Secta is only visited for the chat.
191. Ceci n’est pas une loi.
192. Model UN is the amazing concept of students PRETENDING not to accomplish anything.
0b11000001. Binary is awesome.
(00*0000000)00-00. Monary is better.
WTF?. Nonary goes further.
*Explodes*. Negative Monary is best.
197. Big Pervert: the name is pretty self-explanatory.
198. SandMaster has found a utopia that works in theory as well as in practice. There is no hunger, no homelessness, no poverty, no terminal diseases, and no death whatsoever! You just have to kill everyone on the planet including yourself!
199. MT taught us that we can prove that black is white if enough people are gullible enough.
200. TOO HAND RED!
201. If you read this law, the universe will explo-
202. Stu•pid
(stōō’pĭd, styōō’-)►adj. -er, -est
1. Slow to learn or understand.
2. Lacking intelligence.
3. In a dazed or stunned state.
4. Pointless, worthless.
5. Noobish, terrible upload or uploader.
[Lat. stupidus, stupefied.]
–stu•pid’i•ty n. –stu’pid•ly adv. –stu’pid•ness n.
203. The best smiley ever (evar) is (. _’)
204. The Dark Master is constantly trying to make new laws.
205. AAAA AA A AAA AAAA AA AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAA ‘A.’
206. BBBB BBB BBB’B.
207. Sandvich is Spy!
208. Jalapeno can still be seen wandering the Comment Boards.
209. WOW! THREE VOTES ALREADY!
210. New Greats are overrated.
211. Old Greats are undervoted.
212. DER FISCH HAT DIE AUGENLASER.
213. Don’t. Look. Behind. You.
214. OMFGZQWTFFROTFLOLMAOGTFOHSTFUGTGBBLTBPTDMSMM4SRSBROFLCOPTERSOISOISOISOI
215. Serious Debate is not for serious debate.
216. If you don’t laugh at these laws, you’re a noob.
217. This is Bold
218. This is Italic
219. This is Underlined
220. Two Hundred and Twenty
221. Roflcopter = 1000 Lolers
222. Two be or not Two be or maybe Two see?
223. Rule 185.'s answer is it would do absolutely nothing as the internet is already messed up as said Flirb a firth dimensional friend in the fourth dimension.
1. TheListo is 1337. Everyone else is 1336.
2. If it’s important, staff won’t do it.
3. SandMaster is a figment of your imagination.
4. Anon is not Vaconovat.
5. If it exists, SandMaster will post on it.
6. SilentlyRandom’s Teddy is a Y. Pestis, or a Bubonic Plague.
7. MaybeTomorrow is not legible for virgin sacrifices.
8. Blame Mattaroni. He is the source of all evil. Like Cheney.
9. The Community is and will forever be idiotic.
10. Shandy is a woman.
11. H2O2 is made of water and oxygen. We need water. We need oxygen. Therefore it is good. Now everyone I hate must drink it.
12. If physics are involved, SandMaster is there.
13. If inappropriate images are involved, DhoomLord, Ozone, and QwertyuiopThePie will be there (in different ways).
14. If ChocolateTape is involved, TheListo will be there.
15. If it’s by Yonder, Soccerking, Darkraine, Dark Master, Sendai45, Uitham, Buggy793, Nfav, Callex, RavenMac, or anyone that should be on this list, it is good and must be voted for.
16. SandMaster’s subconscious is subconsciously invalid.
17. The Serious Debate will have flaming. If it does not have flaming, it does not belong.
18. Anything in the Powder Game section is of the utmost importance if nobody bothers locking it. Therefore, staff will not lock it (see Law 2).
19. If you are confused by SandMaster, you are normal. If SandMaster is confused by SandMaster, he is dividing by zero and everyone will be killed.
20. The Wiki is truth. Truth is the Wiki. If it is on the Wiki it is therefore true. If it is not on the Wiki it cannot exist. Mattaroni is on the Wiki. Therefore we have something to hate once we forget about the Bush Presidency.
21. You can drink at this age in the United States.
22. If the US, war, economic trouble, or religion is involved, SandMaster is there.
23. Dhoomlord is photoshopped.
24. Chernobog rides waves.
25. If it is TheListo, it is TehLeetzo.
26. If one finds a cake, one does not exist, as the cake does not exist.
27. If it is anon, pretend that it is MaybeTomorrow.
28. Every single member has an equal and opposite noob.
29. MaybeTomorrow is a cow.
30. I ate teh fud.
31. The stupidity is not justified if it is backed up by people on the Comment Boards.
32. Vinster60 is a representative of SandMaster, thus what SandMaster says through Vinster60 is as SandMaster wishes it to be.
33. Aero must not get mad, hence we all be fired at with flaming aeros.
34. General Veers is an egophile.
35. There is no spoon.
37. There is no Law 36.
38. SandMaster is a clean-energy source for debating.
39. SandMaster is.
40. If a yes-no question is asked, the answer will be Q regardless of the question.
41. Your IP doesn't lie. Unless you use a proxy. Then we're screwed.
42. The answer to life, the universe and everything is actually 1/0.
43. Shirogake will change his name within the next week. If he does not, he is inactive or unable.
44. SandMaster is not online no matter how many posts you see him make.
45. If the avatar is unusual or misunderstood, the member is staff.
46. Staff applications are always open, but no one knows it. It just happens.
47. At least 5 noobs will actually take these rules seriously.
48. If it is DarkWinter or Nigramancer, it will be tempbanned.
49. Chernobog lives in a bog.
50. Alpha16 is never going to be Beta17.
51. If your appendix bursts, you will divide by zero and die.
52. Ha55ii is God, TheListo is Jesus, and staff is his disciples.
53. Spiritbot likes Grills.
54. Saza knows a lot about black hoes.
55. Uploads by Jvigger/Nigramancer are to be deleted on sight.
56. Sendai45 invented it. Screw you.
57. DhoomLord likes Tigers.
58. MaybeTomorrow is a n3rD.
59. AeroDude has a sister, AeroDudette.
60. Soccerking is better than you. That's right.
61. P0wD3rFr3ak likes teh pr0nz.
62. Aerodude has cooties.
63. This is blasphemy. Sparta's over there by madness.
64. Liquid Webtoy=2(Earth EditorPlanet Simulation)/Compasses. It’s simple math.
65. The Great Debate is awesome. If it wasn’t discussed on the Great Debate, it is not important (therefore staff act upon it, as shown by Law 2).
66. TheShadowLord is awesome regardless of whether he ever comes back.
67. TheShadowLord did come back.
68. Everyone in the world is criminally insane except for SandMaster (and he can prove it).
69. The milk expired a month ago.
70. If it’s in the spam board, it isn’t important (therefore staff act upon it, according to Law 2).
71. If you fail the Dan-Ball quiz, you fail at Dan Ball in general. The majority of the Community has failed the Dan-Ball quiz. This includes MaybeTomorrow.
72. If it is funny, a noob didn’t say it, contrary to the "The community says the darndest things" thread.
73. General Veers is secretly hiding the fact that he was demoted to Second Lieutenant Veers.
74. If an alt-key symbol is in the username, the member is automatically awesome.
75. If TheListo programmed Stick Ranger the awesomeness would kill everyone within a 450Km radius.
76. People who read this many rules have no life. Yes, that means you.
77. SandMaster posts ‘because it’s there.’
78. You can’t prove anything about SandMaster, including this rule.
79. If one asks how to upload in the Powder Game Comment Boards, he is a noob. If he asks in any other board, he should be quarantined and destroyed for the better of humanity.
80. If the computer has a virus, use antimechanics.
81. If the upload is inappropriate, it will reach top upload for the week before getting deleted.
82. If SandMaster says ‘God,’ ‘physics,’ ‘antimatter,’ or ‘infinity’ in a sentence either flaming will ensue or a debate will ensue that leads to flaming. Usually both.
83. The chat rules are not followed. Even by the creator of them.
84. Do not read this Law.
85. All of MaybeTomorrow’s calculators are amazing. All other calculators regardless of their ability to function are inferior to such. Even if they function entirely using glass.
86. If SandMaster says ‘that explains a lot,’ it probably implies something very wrong with you.
87. Uploads asking for acid, guns, nukes, super-lasers, magic, pets, skateboards, or cars should be deleted on sight. Especially those still asking for acid.
88. If you don’t understand ‘TREES!’, ‘I make my omelets with 8 eggs,’ or ‘BACON!’ you are a noob.
89. Saza fails.
90. Secret is well known, therefore he is not secret.
91. Ninety one.
92. SandMaster joining a flame war is like dousing fire with kerosene.
93. 2 members of the Community make about a quarter of the IQ of the dumbest regular member on the forum, excepting molopoy.
94. Typos are bda.
95. TheListo has laser eyes.
95.5. What?
96. If you did something horribly wrong, your best excuse is to blame the economy. Or Molopoy.
97. Vinster60 is a tumor.
98. Mattaroni actually ISN'T that bad!
99. Posts stating ‘100TH POST ZOMG YA’ should not and do not count as posts.
100. 100TH LAW ZOMG YA!
101. Acid is asid, Laser is lazor, Bomb is bom. All of these have been added to Powder Game.
102. The Community is only unhappy with the updates they asked for.
103. If it is anon and it's IP is not known, it is a noob no matter what it says. If it continues to deny it and spells badly, it is molopoy and must be exterminated.
104. Do not disobey this law.
105. If it exists, SandMaster can prove it doesn’t exist.
106. High dosage of spam could cause brain damage. An overdose could be caused by as low as one gram of spam.
107. Everyone loves SilentlyRandom regardless of age, interests, or gender. Else they are not human or see someone else. Nonhumans and people with someone else anyone do not necessarily have to not love SilentlyRandom. This law includes those who have never met SilentlyRandom.
108. If it is the Community, inappropriate text, links, and pictures will be posted.
109. More people use the chat than the forums.
110. Pie and cake are in constant mortal conflict. Armageddon will occur when one wins over the other.
111. None of the staff-only boards exist. You know nothing. We will now clear your memory.
112. The last thing TheListo will do before he drowns in spam is ban the moron who gave out his email.
113. Stating you are not a hypocrite could make you twice the hypocrite you are. Don’t deny your hypocrisy.
114. The spam board is a weird and scary place. The chat is the spam board in real-time.
115. FLORB! SEND IT TO THE FOURTH DIMENSION!
116. If the upload asks you to vote, do not vote. If the upload only asks you to vote, delete.
117. SandMaster hates everything until he gets to know it.
118. TheListo is the law, and you can't beat the law.
119. SandMaster and noobs. In the same room. Without a way out. Survivors: 0.
120. Big Yellow Lemon is anything but Nfav.
121. THE PONY #%$@ed THE NARWHAL. THUS, THE UNICORN WAS BORN!
122. SandMaster is plotting something.
123. SPIRITBot and SilentlyRandom have tried and failed to have a relationship multiple times. Then everyone else shows up.
124. How do you post a comments?
125. And TheListo said ‘Let there be text’ and there was text. TheListo saw that the text was in good font, and he separated the good from the bad. TheListo called the good ‘post,’ and the bad he called ‘spam.’ And there were flames, and there were constructive criticism, and there was context—the first message. (Listocism: Genesis 1: 6-8)
126. Don’t seek the truth. SandMaster will just say ‘It went that way.’
127. PG Fan is getting worse. Theory shows that by his twentieth upload he will shrivel up and die. This was proven.
128. SandMaster is running out of ideas for Laws.
129. Stick Ranger 3.1: We can now poke mushrooms.
130. If something dramatic happens, SandMaster will say something like ‘*dramatic music, SandMaster falls to his knees and shouts ‘WHY?’ fade to black, curtain…*’
131.
Don’t tell anyone what the spoiler is!
132. the spoilers are brokin'.
133. Rickrolling is forbidden.
135. A thread will always have a post with less than five words in it. Number of replies does not matter.
134. Oops! I switched 134 and 135!
136. As the amount of rules increase, the amount of rules referring to mindless spam increase.
137. Dhoomlord will be right back, pronz.
138. Nobody, can take a joke on the Forum. NOBODY.
139. Instead of wasting time using bold, underline, and italics at the same time, use caps lock.
140. Only SandMaster, Chuck Norris, and TheListo have divided by zero and lived.
141. The Trash Bin is better than the Staff Lounge. Assuming they exist of course... (rule 114)
142. George W. Bush left and he took all the political humor with him.
143. If you print a flame war out and set it on fire, you can hear the arguing. It works. I've tried it.
144. 122.
145. Everyone has issues. TheListo is too awesome, Shirogake is a sadist who keeps changing his names, SPIRITbot is in denial, Mattaroni is a terrible uploader, Molopoy is a Kenny-Glenning son-of-a-Fred-Phelps from Belgium, QwertyuiopThePie is bloodthirsty, and SandMaster thinks that he is insane. Also, everybody lies, nobody has a sense of humor, and we all have no life.
146. 2012 apocalypse won’t happen. Live with it.
147. Nobody notices that the programmers for Stick Ranger just copied and pasted different things and made bigger numbers here and there for version 3.2.
148. I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.
149. It was the chair.
150. Molopoy sucks.
151. Blast! QwertyuiopThePie hath edited some rules!
152. Anyone with a blinking name is a filthy rich show-off. And awesome.
153. Becoming a forum swear is not a compliment.
154. Never call anyone a ninja. It is a very deep insult.
155. If TheDarkMaster does not wibble or meh, he is an imposter.
156. LOLOLSHEEP is always 'nuf said.
157. Vacon's server will never work. If it does work, it is no longer his server. It will be Not-Vacon's server, as is every possession of Vacon (including his identity).
158. If it can be sold, it will be sold.
159. TheBlackParade is a DIAMOND ZOMBIE!
160. Lists are not justified, regardless of reason.
161.
Sand Master.
The internet is just millions of different colored pixel. It's not real, and it'll never be real.
The internet is just millions of different colored pixel. It's not real, and it'll never be real.
162. Big Yellow Lemon doesn’t know the definition of ‘real.’
163. The internet is not real (see 161). The cake isn't real (see 26). Ergo, the internet is cake.
164. 162 is true regardless of its fallacy.
165. eiπ+1 = 1337
166. NIHILISM RAY!
167. . . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... ..................................
168. Greeting people on the Comment Boards is like saying 'Hi' to a brick wall. I'm exaggerating of course. The brick wall has to be REALLY stupid.
169. Saying that you are leaving on the Comment Boards is like saying 'Bye' to a really stupid brick wall, only you are one of the bricks. And you're stuck there.
170. TheBlackParade has some weird obsession with tentacle-hair.
171. Redundancy is frowned upon.
172. Repetitiveness is not smiled upon.
173. Saying stuff over and over again is not considered a good thing.
174. It has been scientifically proven and recorded that noobs can not, in fact, make good insults.
175. SandMaster's sig is awesome. Even when it's broken.
176. Xat is NOT a good chat. Xatters should NOT take their affiliation with pride.
177. The subconscious bias against the Xatters isn't the cause of Law 176. I SAID IT ISN'T. OF COURSE I'M NOT BIASED. I'M NOT BEING DEFENSIVE! YOU'RE BEING DEFENSIVE! THAT DOES INDEED MAKE SENSE.
178. Everything once considered pure evil is actually not that bad. What does that make Molopoy?
179. This is the closest rule to 10000 so far!
180. IT'S F*CKIN' π! RADIANS ARE AWESOME!
181. This rule is explaining the importance of avoiding self reference to avoid confusing an audience who reads this rule.
182. TheDarkMaster has lost his marbles…and a sock.
183. Shirogake was last seen hitting people on the head with a sock full of marbles.
184. SandMaster is the first person to wonder what happens if someone forgot the Internet in his pocket and had it go through dry cleaning.
185. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM!?
186. It is an important and popular fact that uploads are not always worth their vote. For instance, on the URL Dan-Ball.jp, noobs had always assumed that they were more 1337 than Greats because they had uploaded so much—the “VOTE TO SAVE ___”, Volcanoes, Guns and so on—whilst all the Greats had ever done was work alone on the Powder Game having a good time. But conversely, the Greats had always believed that they were far more 1337 than noobs—for precisely the same reasons. Curiously enough, the Greats had long known of the increasing crappy uploads of the game Powder Game and had made many attempts to prove to noobs of their fail; but most of their communications were misinterpreted as entertaining attempts to rant and insult or revolutionize Powder Game for votes, so they eventually gave up and left Dan-Ball by their own means shortly before the newbs arrived. The last ever Great message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated rant to do a plagiarizing *sshole with plagiarized uploads whilst making a new pixel art, but in fact the message was this: So long and no thanks for all the votes. In fact there was only one group on the Comment Boards more 1337 than Greats, and they spent a lot of their time in Earth Editor comment boards debating multiple topics on physics and conducting frighteningly long and painful flame wars on God. The fact that once again noobs completely misinterpreted this relationship was entirely according to these debaters' hopes.
187. Any noob can upload things stupider, faster, and for more votes. It takes a touch of Greatness—and a lot of free time—to upload in the opposite manner.–Albert Einstein (if he played Powder Game)
188. So Cosa is impregnated by glide with glide, which is also impregnated by Cosa with roncamp, who is glide. Roncamp impregnates glide with sap2 who is Cosa, and roncamp then marries lgomstr who impregnates roncamp with lgomstr, who is glide. And they're all hermaphrodites and from different species. But roncamp IS glide. BYL’s name is Jordan. Jordan is the name of TheListo's fiancé. BYL had a head injury (really) and the person who is now BYL is really Jordan's brother. BYL's brother who is now BYL is impersonating Nfav. This is what we got: BYL is TheListo's fiancé, who is secretly Nfav, the greatest uploader ever. TheListo is unaware that BYL is not BYL, because TheListo is too awesome to be aware. So TheListo is in love with someone without knowing that that someone is someone else and that the person he loves is also pretending to be someone else. And BYL is...uuhh...pregnant with Cosa? But Cosa IS Glide. And Cosa is also the baby of TheListo and BYL's brother. ‘P*nis’ is the legal name of Cosa's baby. It’s on the birth certificate. Cosa also impregnated his/her/its/both/netiher’s baby. So Cosa is married to DR who is actually Mattaroni who is actually Nfav who is BYL, meaning that BYL (Novahoshi) has multiple spouses. Obviously, DR is therefore unaware of the fact that he is being taken over by BYL's brother (his brother) because he has a head injury. So Cosa is also married to someone without knowledge that not only is that someone somebody else, but that that this someone else is TheListo's fiancé! TheListo is actually God and knows that BYL isn't BYL isn't Mattaroni isn't shortcakes isn't Nfav isn't DR, so he goes and impregnates lgomstr with the worst baby possible: BIG PERVERT (really experienced PGers would know what I am talking about). Turns out big pervert is also jalapeno and is married to glide while being married to Cosa and is also the baby of Sparky or Gir who is actually roncamp. So Sparky is both 11 AND 21, because of the twin paradox. Sparky is in fact Sparky's twin sister, while the other Sparky is a guy and is actually BYL. The Dark Master then turns out to be The Dark Master's twin sister as well, and they have twins (The Dark Master and The Dark Master). So The Dark Master turns out to be one of the Sparkys who turn out to be the Cosa who suddenly is BYL. And the other The Dark Master turns out to be a giant fish. So MaybeTomorrow who is actually Callex is born from Cosa, The Dark Mater, and BYL (yes, he is the child of three parents). Callex turns out to then be BYL who is impersonating yonder who is Soccerking who ISN'T PG Fan. And the 5 of them all impregnate each other. The 5 babies are: Cosa, glide, BYL, yonder, and The Dark Master (twice). And Shelszo was eaten by the second The Dark Master only to impregnate his pancreas which gave birth to what we now call NFSM. NFSM then turns out to be the first Sparky or Gir. THEN BYL's brother BYL impregnates TheListo. TheListo then gives birth to Jesus. Because he is God. Then, it appears that everybody was just a figment of the narrator’s (Sand Master) imagination.
189. Mattaroni doesn’t know much about politics.
190. Rosa Secta is only visited for the chat.
191. Ceci n’est pas une loi.
192. Model UN is the amazing concept of students PRETENDING not to accomplish anything.
0b11000001. Binary is awesome.
(00*0000000)00-00. Monary is better.
WTF?. Nonary goes further.
*Explodes*. Negative Monary is best.
197. Big Pervert: the name is pretty self-explanatory.
198. SandMaster has found a utopia that works in theory as well as in practice. There is no hunger, no homelessness, no poverty, no terminal diseases, and no death whatsoever! You just have to kill everyone on the planet including yourself!
199. MT taught us that we can prove that black is white if enough people are gullible enough.
200. TOO HAND RED!
201. If you read this law, the universe will explo-
202. Stu•pid
(stōō’pĭd, styōō’-)►adj. -er, -est
1. Slow to learn or understand.
2. Lacking intelligence.
3. In a dazed or stunned state.
4. Pointless, worthless.
5. Noobish, terrible upload or uploader.
[Lat. stupidus, stupefied.]
–stu•pid’i•ty n. –stu’pid•ly adv. –stu’pid•ness n.
203. The best smiley ever (evar) is (. _’)
204. The Dark Master is constantly trying to make new laws.
205. AAAA AA A AAA AAAA AA AAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAAA ‘A.’
206. BBBB BBB BBB’B.
207. Sandvich is Spy!
208. Jalapeno can still be seen wandering the Comment Boards.
209. WOW! THREE VOTES ALREADY!
210. New Greats are overrated.
211. Old Greats are undervoted.
212. DER FISCH HAT DIE AUGENLASER.
213. Don’t. Look. Behind. You.
214. OMFGZQWTFFROTFLOLMAOGTFOHSTFUGTGBBLTBPTDMSMM4SRSBROFLCOPTERSOISOISOISOI
215. Serious Debate is not for serious debate.
216. If you don’t laugh at these laws, you’re a noob.
217. This is Bold
218. This is Italic
219. This is Underlined
220. Two Hundred and Twenty
221. Roflcopter = 1000 Lolers
222. Two be or not Two be or maybe Two see?
223. Rule 185.'s answer is it would do absolutely nothing as the internet is already messed up as said Flirb a firth dimensional friend in the fourth dimension.
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