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Post by General Veers on Jan 25, 2009 22:29:55 GMT -5
Defend: Leo Tolstoy isn't that bad...
Attack: I read Mein Kampf to you out loud using the author's voice and accent!
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 26, 2009 18:11:45 GMT -5
Defense: cover my ears.
Attack: I insult mathematics, then divide you by 0.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 27, 2009 22:55:48 GMT -5
Defend: That operation is undefined and you therefore may not attack in such a way.
Attack: I make you zero and raise you to the zeroth power!
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 28, 2009 0:22:42 GMT -5
AAH!
Defense: I burn the paper I am on.
Attack: The burning paper attacks you.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 28, 2009 1:10:06 GMT -5
Defence - I happened to have a fire extinguisher. That Ammo storage facility won't get me, and neither will you.
Attack - I strap a 1x1x1 inch cube of C12 to your back, which you do not know about until it explodes, at which point you die and i am outside of the explosion.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 28, 2009 13:45:34 GMT -5
Defense: I pause it, enter godmode, and unpause it.
Attack: !slay FoxtrotZero
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Post by General Veers on Jan 28, 2009 16:17:53 GMT -5
Defend: Friendly fire, treason, and conspiracy are not permitted, especially since we are all part of the greatest empire in the multiverse.
Attack: If part of the CIP Empire, you are demoted to Midshipman: else, you are violently dunked into a vat of nitroglycerine without any clothing (except a skirt specifically for the purpose of censorship).
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Post by Soul Alchemist on Jan 28, 2009 22:06:02 GMT -5
defense: I am part of the CIP empire, but Lucas dies of a heart attack causing all of star wars like things to crumble.
Attack: I destroy everything star wars related, destroy ice cream, but leave enough left for me and SR.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 29, 2009 19:19:11 GMT -5
Defend: At least I still have Bedingfield music!
Attack: Your apparent obsession with SilentlyRandom (who I can't find in the members log) is announced to everyone, and then all robots cease to exist because droids were destroyed when Star Wars-related items were destroyed. Robots are related to Star Wars battle droids!
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 29, 2009 22:58:47 GMT -5
Defence: I un-do SpiritBots actions (My empire would grind to a halt if my Factory Floors shut down, and I WANT ICECREAM!!!111!!!)
Attack: I somehow tricked you. You got your arm stuck in the main barrell of a tank, which i crazily modified and hooked the flamethrower into it. Your arm is now VERY, VERY, VERY Toasty.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 29, 2009 23:45:50 GMT -5
Defence: Toasty? It's freezing cold here at Hoth, I'm not gullible, and your modified flamethrowing tank doesn't even work!
Attack: You listen to Colbie Cailat sing Bubbly, the worst song ever, for all eternity.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Jan 30, 2009 0:07:55 GMT -5
Defence: Its Hoth. I happen to be wearing Earmuffs. : P
Attack: I pants you. Your genitals instantly freeze in the cold. Congratulations.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 30, 2009 0:34:14 GMT -5
Defense: Who said I have any?
Attack: same.
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Post by wizard on Jan 30, 2009 12:21:21 GMT -5
defend: earmuffs
attack:none, so you cant defend, and without defending you cant attack, thus destroying you as you are forced to do it by gunpoint, but cant because it doesnt exist.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 30, 2009 16:53:55 GMT -5
Defend: I pretend you attack me, and therefore have an appropriate defence (this one)!
Attack: If you are CHERNOBOG, I force you to wear clothes, else, you are dropped onto Hoth's surface from its atmosphere, therefore you freeze and then shatter as you fall and make impact.
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Post by Qwerty on Jan 31, 2009 15:19:04 GMT -5
Defense: M4 is nudist, not me.
Attack: I tell Darth Vader you are planning to betray him.
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Post by General Veers on Jan 31, 2009 15:27:34 GMT -5
Defend: How dare you assume that he is an idiot! He knows better than that...
Attack: ...and he chokes you for your lie.
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Post by wizard on Jan 31, 2009 15:41:35 GMT -5
defend: i dont lie to vader! you lied to him about me lieing to him, and...
attack: if youre general veers, he chokes you for lieing. if your not, he throws you out of his ship into space.
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Post by General Veers on Feb 23, 2009 23:06:38 GMT -5
Defend: I'm wearing a space suit before the one month posting period goes away.
Attack: You are in space without any air to breathe and you don't have any way to live
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Post by wizard on Feb 24, 2009 10:24:45 GMT -5
defend:im in a ship that already has oxygen. attack: every weapon in the universe is pointed directly towards you and triggered.
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