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Post by General Veers on Feb 24, 2009 18:18:48 GMT -5
Defend: ...without any ammunition, with all formerly-sharp edges dull, and detoxified.
Attack: Your rank is changed from "Full Member" to "Full Newbie"
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wizard
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Post by wizard on Feb 24, 2009 21:04:55 GMT -5
defend:i got a free custom title from buggy for missing me in the name change epidemic. attack: if you figure it out, you dont die. if you dont, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by General Veers on Feb 25, 2009 0:01:15 GMT -5
Defend: There's nothing to figure out, I know all...
Attack: I assault with a mind blast, psychically giving everyone (including you) migraines (severe headaches).
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wizard
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Post by wizard on Feb 26, 2009 9:44:46 GMT -5
defend:i always have them. attack: god hits you with a lightning bolt which can kill you and is unavoidable and dead-on
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Post by General Veers on Feb 28, 2009 0:12:45 GMT -5
Defend: I wake up from my nightmare.
Attack: You are stuck in the Matrix, with no hope of choosing the pill that gets you out.
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subzeroten
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{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
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Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
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Post by subzeroten on Feb 28, 2009 20:09:01 GMT -5
Defend: I just choose a random pill
Attack: You are falling in a bottomless pit.
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Post by General Veers on Feb 28, 2009 23:50:34 GMT -5
Defend:...and land in a bottle that says "Drink Me."
Attack: You consume more than your mass in negative soup.
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rubiksmaster123
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{S=21}Rubik Ninja[M:-240]
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Da Rubiks Cube
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Post by rubiksmaster123 on Mar 11, 2009 19:01:28 GMT -5
(I love forum games) Defend: Spit it all out
Attack: You are kicked into a paper shredder
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
Posts: 288
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 12, 2009 18:45:43 GMT -5
Defend: I suck all of them into oblivion
Attack:Paradox
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 12, 2009 23:53:17 GMT -5
Defense: Easy button.
Attack: Your planet is destroyed by Vogons to make space for an interstellar bypass.
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Post by V.I.R.O.S. on Mar 13, 2009 5:22:32 GMT -5
I go on an adventure to find the Answer to Life. the Universe, and Everything.
I steal the Infinite Improbability Drive.
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subzeroten
Greater Being
{S=0}The Naturalist[M:-2]
5%
Behold, my new game, in an avatar! :D
Posts: 288
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Post by subzeroten on Mar 13, 2009 22:35:45 GMT -5
Defend: It twas a fraud! Attack: I socked youz.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 13, 2009 23:22:22 GMT -5
Defend: Grammatically incorrect attacks do not affect me.
Attack: Grammatically correct attacks, such as this one, subdue you with ease.
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Post by Qwerty on Mar 13, 2009 23:43:29 GMT -5
Defense: I change the grammar book!
Attack: I press the easy button.
Oh, yeah, then I get the guide MK II and destroy the universe in all parallel universes.
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wizard
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 10:48:59 GMT -5
defend:yeah, but it only destroys pluto attack; strand you with no way out of pluto a few milloseconds before i it is destroyed
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 14:56:39 GMT -5
Defend: Alright, so there is no way out of Pluto for a few milliseconds beore it's destroyed - too bad you stranded me ON HOTH!
Attack: Mathematical jargon
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wizard
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 15:00:20 GMT -5
defend:1+1=2 attack: i strand you on pluto with no way out for a few milliseconds before it is destroyed ( yes, you are on pluto.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 15:05:44 GMT -5
Defend: A few femtoseconds after the few milliseconds, I somehow manage to escape through a physically impossible wormhole which leads me to Earth.
Attack: The destruction of Pluto kills off one of the last Jedi (no, wait, that's a good thing...). It also emits an electromagnetic pulse that deactivates your Dan-Ball uploading ability!
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wizard
Superior Being
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Post by wizard on Mar 15, 2009 15:27:03 GMT -5
defend: what should i care? i never was able to uploud before that! attack:the wormhole sends you into the mddle of space, far further than anyone, thing, creature, or anything but space to communicate or be seen, while you have no oxygen or equipment, and nothing will ever come to there.
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Post by General Veers on Mar 15, 2009 15:29:26 GMT -5
Defend: ...but I can come FROM there (i.e. get out of there).
Attack: You are banned by some not-me person...
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