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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 11, 2010 23:02:48 GMT -5
Granted, but everything around you automatically turns to dust.
I wish I had several tons of raw elements.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 12, 2010 23:20:38 GMT -5
Granted, but the raw elements are all Nitrogen and Oxygen, which are in the air anyway. Plus they are impure.
Basically: You get several tons of atmosphere.
I wish I could think of something to wish for.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 13, 2010 8:00:06 GMT -5
granted, but you forget it the next time you wish.
I wish I granted this wish.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 13, 2010 8:39:51 GMT -5
Granted, but that makes a paradox, because I granted it instead.
I wish I had a giant super robotic nonja made of cheese.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 13, 2010 11:07:59 GMT -5
Granted but nonja fighters eat it. I wish the next poster dies.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 13, 2010 20:48:04 GMT -5
Granted, but I'm so annoying Satan kicks me out of Hell. Thank you, Kevin's Misadventures reference.
I wish my real name was Temporarily9.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 14, 2010 8:58:00 GMT -5
Granted but then you were forced to change your name to Christopher. I wish I can build robots.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on Apr 14, 2010 12:36:04 GMT -5
Granted but they all turn against you and attack.
I wish to jump into any danger and always come out unharmed.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 14, 2010 16:41:01 GMT -5
Granted but you come out dead. I wish for a piece of crap.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 14, 2010 17:34:42 GMT -5
Granted, you get a mirror (OOOOOOOOOOOH! ) I wish I could insult people without making them feel bad in any way
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Post by Elmach on Apr 14, 2010 18:13:45 GMT -5
Granted. You can now insult yourself without making yourself feel bad, and you can insult the person wearing the clothes you currently are wearing without making that person feel bad. However, you can't insult anyone else.
I wish that this wish was not granted.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 14, 2010 19:55:11 GMT -5
Edit of previous post by AirAlchemist:I wish that this wish was not granted the paradox god ate me. Your wish status: GRANTEDI wish nothing was added to my life as I am content with what I have.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 14, 2010 23:31:13 GMT -5
Granted: Nothing was added to your life. Your mind was subtracted from it, however. Welcome to the asylum.
I wish that I wished that I wished that I wished the correct wish that would not be able to be corrupted and is good for me.
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Post by nmagain on Apr 15, 2010 10:28:20 GMT -5
Granted: I wish for something.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 15, 2010 23:08:36 GMT -5
Granted. You get a few tons of antimatter.
I wish I did not grant the wish in the above post.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 16, 2010 20:47:18 GMT -5
Wish granted. I grant his wish: Your disembodied head on a tin platter (NO SILVER FOR YOU! NEXT!).
I wish China didn't produce any freakin' smog. *cough, wheeze*
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 16, 2010 20:59:05 GMT -5
Granted. London does... Again.
I wish I had a million dollars with no adverse effects to anyone or anything around me, nor to myself.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 16, 2010 22:13:14 GMT -5
Wish granted. You die from the absurd amount of smog emanating from London. That had absolutely nothing to do with the wish, so it works.
I wish I had.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 16, 2010 22:19:01 GMT -5
Granted, but they are dollars from a country suffering from extreme inflation, and may buy you a slice of bread.
I wish something bad happened to someone else.
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Post by Air Alchemist 8 on Apr 16, 2010 22:26:30 GMT -5
Granted, something bad did happen to someone else. many people, actually. in previous wishes gone wrong. oh and btw, look out for that telephone pole about to fall on your he-- ... nevermind
I wish a telephone pole hadn't fallen on Qwerty's helmet
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