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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 2:21:55 GMT -5
Granted, it fell on my head instead. Thanks a lot.
I wish it had hit someone else.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 19:25:24 GMT -5
Granted. It falls on AA, and then you get hit by a bus. Stop standing in the street like an idiot waiting for a pole to fall on you. And the bus runs over your helmet.
I wish I had a helmet...
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Post by ONYX on Apr 17, 2010 19:29:30 GMT -5
Granted. but its too big
I wish I had wings
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 19:31:28 GMT -5
Granted: They're made of lead and they crush you.
I wish for a paradox.
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Post by ONYX on Apr 17, 2010 19:32:56 GMT -5
Granted, but its not a time paradox, its a spacial paradox in your face. good luck getting a date.
I wish I was a woman
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 17, 2010 19:38:47 GMT -5
Wish granted. You remain exactly the same. (OOOH BURN!)
I wish I had twenty schfive dollas.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 17, 2010 19:45:31 GMT -5
Granted. You owe the bank 15 dollars-- sch means "negated plus", so you said "20 negated plus 5", or -15.
I wish that I didn't wish for anything in this post.
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 17, 2010 20:33:30 GMT -5
Granted, but that makes a paradox, and you explode.
I wish I hadn't made a paradox.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 18, 2010 1:02:48 GMT -5
Granted. Elmach does. This causes both of your heads to explode.
I wish I wasn't so freakin' paranoid and a germaphobe.
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Post by FoxtrotZero on Apr 18, 2010 2:01:09 GMT -5
Granted: Everyone around you is. Obsessively.
I wish I wasn't on fire.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 19, 2010 23:27:35 GMT -5
Granted. You're on Magma.
(OOC: Why have I always called myself Elmech instead of Elmach? I don't actually know.)
I wish that I didn't make a paradox.
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Post by Skribbblie on Apr 22, 2010 22:31:13 GMT -5
Wish granted. You don't make a paradox, and then something...happens...and you die.
I wish I knew what that some-happening was...
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Post by Elmach on Apr 26, 2010 0:54:30 GMT -5
Granted. The what-happening was you waking up in 2012, and realizing that ARMAGEDDON occured.
I wish that this wish was granted.
(Note: Please corrupt wishes in sensible ways. And you have to grant them--- no saying "I grant your wish. But I didn't- HA!". This is from the rules of the thread. Sorry if I sound bossy.)
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Post by Qwerty on Apr 26, 2010 17:38:14 GMT -5
It's true.
Granted. Nothing happens.
I wish keyboard layouts made sense.
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Post by Elmach on Apr 29, 2010 3:37:29 GMT -5
Granted. The left side of the keyboard makes a low sound, the right side makes a high one. Simple, right? It makes sense.
I wish that the corrupter of this wish would attempt to make me laugh.
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Post by ~Memzak~ on May 13, 2010 5:02:49 GMT -5
Granted but you are unable to laugh as you have been killed.
I wish for waterproof soap.
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Post by Elmach on May 15, 2010 14:35:37 GMT -5
Granted. However, it dissolves in air.
I wish that this wish, when corrupted, will make me laugh.
(OOC: Can people stop using the, "yes it does, but then you die" or "Granted. But not--HA!" kinds of corruptions? Those are quite boring, and irritating.)
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Post by Skribbblie on May 15, 2010 15:49:20 GMT -5
Granted. Your wish is corrupted and you laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Until you finally die from lack of oxygen. (Hahahahaha!)
I wish that the sun wasn't so bright.
(I wish people would actually wish for something to corrupt rather than wishing someone would corrupt their wish. It's kind of impossible to make a wish for nothing funny.)
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Post by Elmach on May 17, 2010 22:52:21 GMT -5
Granted. I got the Earth to move to Alpha Centauri. The old sun is not that bright anymore, but Proxima, Alpha and Beta more than make up for it.
I wish that I had a potato.
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Post by ownedbyglove on May 17, 2010 22:53:32 GMT -5
The sun goes out. The world is bathed in darkness, muhahahaha! (And cold) I wish for a brand new pair of Mach Punches!
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